Pathetic and Poetic

Good morning sleepy babies! Clasp some warm porcelain cause it’s time for an early morning recording of Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie - the ever vigilant ‘Litter Looker’ and the clickity clackity Cory! This week, we talk PnP’s Spotify Wrapped as well as maintaining comfort and consistency in your life.

Cory is under construction and Natalie is in a closet. Welcome back to the chaos you know and love! This is Pathetic and Poetic, where dignity takes a back seat. We talk questionable southwestern fashion choices, vaguely related butt stories, and putting together a cohesive poetry show. This week, Nat and Cory put together poems about inspiration and finding the string.

 Why aren't Polly Pocket’s clothes edible? Is there really a difference between a circle and a square? Are ravioli’s mini quesadillas? All of these nonsense questions and more will be…probably not actually answered…on another excited episode of Pathetic and Poetic! This week Natalie and Cory write poems with 10 common words. 

Get ready to slap the bag and laugh with your whole mouth, it’s Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory insult billions of fans by showing their indifference to K-Pop, talk about closing shows, and Cory’s Birthday Cabaret! This week, Natalie and Cory write 3 rhyming poem in 5 minutes. Can they do it? (Hint: they do)

If you’re not in a constant back and forth of spiraling life crisis and warm affectionate affirmations, then you’re not listening to Pathetic and Poetic. That’s some other show. So leave them a like and welcome back! We talk noise and hoarding and noise and career crisis and noise and drinking water and noise! Nat and Cory write poems using 7 book titles from their shelves. So grab a novel, pick a title, and enjoy.

Place all of your emotion and intention into this card pull. OoooohhHH you pulled, the One of Pathetics and the One of Poetics. I see a new season of P&P in your future. Welcome back everyone! Our unintentional break is over and Nat and Cory are back with more jokes, accents, stories and nonsense….and a little bit of poetry. We talk shaken ass and sold glass, time traveling, and halloween costumes! This week Nat and Cory write poems based off of a three card tarot pull of their past, present, and future.

Do you want to be a real poet? Well, you'll need to prove that you're truthful, unselfish and too pathetic to function. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic for another week of heated rants about Pinocchio,  how to spend all your money, and more. This week, Nat and Cory write poems about where the light lives.

Will Cory's ever not be sick? Will Natalie ever settle in one state? Find out this week on a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic! This week, we dive into Cory's sinus and Natalies suit case as they chat about their lives, lewd pictures, Natalie's infinite knowledge about disaster film directors and so much more. This week the pair read their cleanest poems their written.

We decided that were changing our mission and podcast to focus exclusively on Sam Elliot Impressions so buckle up for another whirlwind episode of Pathetic and Poetic. This week, we catch up with Natalie and Cory coming off of exciting weeks. They chat about musical laughter, gorgeous mustaches and Cory tries and fails to not turn everything Natalie says, into a reference. This week they write opens about the next chapters of their lives.