roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book 

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im dreaming of a white fish sauce 

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be safe 

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were growing up now 
we're getting out of this town 
im 44 wow 
and I still text you meow :3

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you were my one and only 
now I sit here by my lonely 
because you sucked the pizza guy 

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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the alchemisht

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beef fajita
I grill my food 
you use your tongs
to make a taco
he doesn't broil ya
I can smell by his spice. 

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lmao

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white butler please kill everyone in the south for their betrayal of this great nation. 

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1000 yards my freshman year all in a straight line forever. not too bad from a boy raised in a big bowl of pee

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