Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ’s orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada Pinkett Smith knows us too…don’t shade Justin for Brit’s abortion, do it for Janet’s boob…let yourself out of your comfort zone on occasion…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Kindness of Strangers & Suzanne SomersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America’s Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind’…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it’ need to acknowledge it’s basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place where everything is in a particular language, learn that language…never lose sight of humanity…Israel & Palestine isn’t going to be solved by your hot take…terrorism is never acceptable…don’t question other people’s lived experiences…speaking up is not a one size fits all…Sesame Street is VERY soothing…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Beyonce & Taylor Swift & Lele PonsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can still keep elements of the past…get that Gen Z feedback…bring on the Latina named hurricanes…por favor, don’t just show up at the factory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn’t be more benign, yet here come the trolls…Dolly is a global treasure…why seek things out just to bitch about it…how do you go from Disney costume to death threats…perms just aren’t a great look…finally some justice for 2Pac…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Kim Ng & Javier RomeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn’t understand…NEVER be Only in Dade’s comments section…who doesn’t know RBD?…Ish is now taking suggestions for RBF…bring on Que Pasa USA roulette…so much hair dryer talk…even after 30 years, Ish is learning DJ’s blindspots…what shows did YOU watch that nobody watches…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Fisher-Price’s Little People El Chavo collection & CVS’ Happy San Givin collectionTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

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Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don’t see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that’s no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and comics always rear their inspirational head…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what’s your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ’s omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn’t a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…being unmarried does NOT make you lonely, but we love the 8 year old’s practicality for marriage…lack of Spanish doesn’t make you less Latino/Hispanic…with that said, it sure does add to the experience…RIP Botero…Last Sodas: Russel Brand (gasless) & astronaut Jose HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

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Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it’s ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn’t do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you’re writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn’t deserve all the hate…the SAG/WGA strike is the ultimate lose/lose…AI can’t create the nuances of our language…live action Jetsons would just be today…of course DJ’s binging Que Pasa USA…some words just make your face look fun…Last Sodas: Ann Lowe & Mattel’s Celia Cruz dollTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

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East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV’s Que Pasa USA channelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

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