Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: English vs Spanish, discuss…absolutely embrace The Box of it all, go all in…please connect us to the Merenbooty Girls…phew, Thunder Wheels is going but not gone…how dare ANYONE criticize a national treasure…Last soda: Henry Kissinger & Dolly Parton’s criticsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don’t glorify Osama…tragedy isn’t a competition…nobody should get news from social media, especially not Tik Tok…DJ’s mom would totally kill it on Family Double Dare…we should have Ish’s mom to share some Abuela stories, the NY trip alone…UNO is not cards…Last Cawy Lemon Lime: Our listeners & Dolly Parton’s RockstarTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to show, you never know when wearing a hat will be immortalized…gotta love a cubiche nickname…pa’que veas, we’re everywhere…yeah, Latinidad IS like the Force…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don’t party there later…how do you question someone’s ethnicity…Mario Lopez was once deported thanks to Bea Arthur…privilege comes in many forms…what area of Miami did the Golden Girls live in…nope, we’re not gonna tip our dentist…we clearly establish in this ep that Ish is NOT a culinary expert…$27 for a flan is un robo...inflation is not the same as capricho…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: P!nkTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what’s your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly knows how to strongly word a letter…Ish is pretty basic with fast food…Wendys giving small frosty as consolation prize…Episode 1 was so long ago…Full House recap podcast is job security…does anyone still watch Greys…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Bruce Willis & Zoetic StageTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

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In this ep, it’s the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansion…INS building…Burdines…Swensens…Bakery Centre…Miracle Center…always take time to look around and appreciate thingsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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3rd time’s the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it’s another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can’t argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don’t matter, how do you counter that…non-IP movies just don’t exist anymore…Die Hard, Christmas movie or not…at least Keith Lee is being nice about his food reviews…DJ totally sounded like Carrie Bradshaw…seriously, how hot is hot enough for you people…just because you have an opinion, doesn’t mean you know how to review…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Matthew PerryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

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Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we’re definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo’s Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines shouldn’t be tipped, that’s the line…Sabado Gigante tapings were un vacilon…we should totally go see Aqua…Tiny Tim and his tulips…thank you all for the malanga feedback…Family Matters: Judy’s Tale…Cheesecake Factory is the perfect place for a first date…first dates are about a vibe, not impressing you with dollar value…pumpernickel with blue cheese dressing, just do it…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Maggie Smith for Loewe & Here Lies LoveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don’t overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you’d expect…asking them to choose between their children aka flavors…travel is inspiring…RIP Macho Man…don’t haggle with a small business…shout out to Josh’s Pizza…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ’s orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada Pinkett Smith knows us too…don’t shade Justin for Brit’s abortion, do it for Janet’s boob…let yourself out of your comfort zone on occasion…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Kindness of Strangers & Suzanne SomersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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