Started with giving you all the latest hurricane Florence updates, and then gleefully piled on the latest female to get booted out of the infantry. Then I recapped the New York primary election, the mysterious Dallas cop shooting, and Feinstein tries to sabotage the Brett Kavanaugh nomination. Plus a guy chucked some semen on a woman, and a dude faked having Down's Syndrome to get hand jobs. Music: Probot/"I am the Warlock"