Started this week with a look at the 17 missionaries kidnapped in Haiti and the rise of the criminal gangs. Then talked about the Alec Baldwin movie deaths and how such a thing could even happen, Cyprus prime minister resigns over masturbation scandal, Ancient crusader sword found in Israel, Japanese man arrested for reversing pixilation on porn videos, and a Florida man who called 911 and then started pleasuring himself in the ambulance in front of the EMTs. Music: Judas Priest/"Painkiller"