The solo show! I got into the new Immigration proposals and break down Stephen Miller vs Dopey Jim Acosta. Then it's own to techies warning of robot takeover, dude banging a donkey, and the rise of depression of teens from screens. Plus actor Robert Pattison was asked to jack off a dog for a movie, Tinder date gone bad, and botched penis enlargement surgery. Music: Led Zeppelin/"When the levee breaks"