Pointless Local News

First, we learn about the After School Satan Club in Moline, Illinois.

Next, a dancer in London waves his penis at passing traffic.

Finally, a man in New Zealand mistakes water in his ear for something far worse.

First Tad tells you about the surprisingly erotic life of the Mongolian Desert Beetle.

Then, even more animal sex stories, this time involving Bottlenosed Dolphins.

Finally, Tad announces a new slug for hire service.

First, Tad tells us about how hampters spend their spring break.

Next, learn about how it really can rain fish.

Finally, meat to wrap around your junk.

First, we learn how what you flush down the toilet, helps science track Covid statistics.

Next, hear about a novel way to make a lot of money with farts.

First, Tad tells you about his sick trip to Texas (literally).

Then a story about sacrificial goats for game in Sweden.

Next, phallic charcuterie boards in' Canada.

Finally, Tesla gets caught doing something very stupid.

First Tad tells you about a fool who somehow got a World Was 2 bomb stuck up his ass.

Then, the totally pointless world of a delusional time traveller.

Finally, Tad takes a well earned break.

First, Tad tells us about unique gifts from a good cause to support.

Next, we learn all about "Brown Friday".

Finally, a novel idea to get Austrian men vaccinated.

First, Tad tells us about a new way to ruin Thanksgiving.

Next, as the saying goes, you can't get blood from a turnip, especially a dead turnip.

Finally, Tad's holiday gift suggestions!

First we learn about Barney The Dinosaur, turned tantric sex expert.

Next, man bones dolphin in Florida. Seriously, why is this news? It is however pointless, so it's here!

Finally, you too can become a member of the Mile High Club for just $995.

First , we learn about the many uses of cow dung and urine for curing ilnesses.

Next, a  Brazilian bee attack takes an ugly turn.

Finally, a happy report on why we connect emotionally with our dogs.