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First, Tad reports on a Florida man, who steals crossbows in his sweatpants.

Next, find out how you can now sell your poop to help humanity.

Finally, a Brazilian singer learns the hard way, it's never good to hold it in. Be free and let it rip!

First, Tad tells us about some morons who don't follow the instructions on a Covid 19 test.

Next, a Wisconsin Dentist finds a new way to fleece health insurance companies.....and gets caught!

Finally, we give a final salute to Thialand's morbidly obese monkey, Uncle Fatty.

First, Tad gets a taste of of some truly bad ideas for breakfast.

Next, a British artist finds the perfect medium for painting a picture of Vladimir Putin.

Finally, a fun story about a methhead nimrod's great idea to solve his gas crisis.

First, Tad tells us about how artificial intellegence can now tell you how a pig feels, based on the grunts and squeels it makes.

Next, wild turkeys attack mail carriers in Sacramento.

Finally, you'll hear about the "golden" secrets of pro cyclists.

First, we learn how to make over $6,000 smelling your dog's poop.

Next, Aaron Rodgers tells us about a swell way to cleanse your innards.

Finally, a job where your boss gives you a half hour break everyday to masturbate.

First, Tad introduces us to Kim, the naked chef at a nudist camp.

Next, learn the finer aspects of making gin from elephant dung.

Finally, there might be a giant rat in your toilet!

First, Tad reports on Super Bowel Monday to win $10,000.

Next, a song from 2012 called Ram Ranch makes a comeback, to the dismay of anti vax truckers.

Finally, 2 drunk and naked sisters fighting at Disney World.

First, we learn about the Taliban's softer, more family friendly side.

Next, meet Jonathan, the 190 year old tortoise. Spoiler alert, he had a birthday last Monday.

Finally, a sure fire way to piss off your valentine.

First, Tad introduces us to a Florida Man who claims to fish with syringes.

Next, we learn about Florida's erotic world of stuffed animals and those who do the humpty dance on them.

Finally, raw meat, it's what's for dinner....in Florida.

First, Tad will explain why insulation foam should never be used for a wonky wang.

Then, a happy ending for a dog named Millie, thanks to drone sausage delivery.