Just in time for Christmas, meet the Autoblow Safe.

Next, how to finish a marathon with uncooperative bowels.

Finally, the story of a football coach and a pole assassin.

First, we learn about a butt tattoo gone horribly wrong.

Next, a seemingly nutured Wyoming man blames his 4 year old son for his drunk driving.

Then, we learn about a 28 year long Japanese plumbing accident.

Finally, you'll meet a new business in Tad's locale.

First, Tad goes to Chernobyl for a shot of vodka.

Then, get to know Deeznuts, the meth fueled attack squirrel!

First, Tad breaks the news on the Poultrygate scandal.

Next, we tell you how to sleep without having a shitty dream.

Finally, we learn about many ways to enjoy mayo!

Our first story will gag you with a spoon, literally.

Next, we learn about the dark side of Disney workers.

Finally, we meet a rodent with a golden touch!

First, Tad tells us about the adventures of Rags, the Cocker Spaniel.

Next, we learn about the many routines we have in the bathroom.

Finally, we learn of new ways to enjoy beans....and it doesn't involve eating them.

First, Tad tells us about a new flavor of pizza rolls.

Next, Son gets even with Dad.

Finally, lots of raw meat to feast on!

First, you'll hear about a new way to get even with your former boss using a support clown.

Next, a cockfight gone bad.

Finally, the winners of the Ig Nobel Prizes.

Our first story is about man who really loves his ashtray.

Next, the truth about hotel housekeeping.

Then, we learn what not to do with an eel.

Finally, Tad introduces us to some new neighborhood businesses.

First Tad revisits Ed's International House of Toast.

Next, Tad reads a "greeting card" for the vindictive.

Then, we learn about pumpkin spiced dining on the cheap.