Pointless Local News

First Tad reports on a new item to add to your winter wardrobe, and it's really gross!

Next, Penis Man gets busted.

Finally, we learn why it's wise when driving to stay off the phone and don't get blown.

First, Tad tells us about how many Americans can statistically take on various animals in a fight.

Next, what Pointless Local News would be complete, without a report on a Farting Competion, this one in India.

Finally, if you're video gamer, you can now get extra points by doing something very painful to King Kong in Warzone.

First, Tad reports on sexually confused toads in Brazil.

Next, another victim of a snake bite while on the toilet.

Finally, find out why motorboating is frowned upon in the U.S. Army.

First, Tad reports on the newest barf inducing offerings at Burger King....only in Germany.

Next, Russian poisonings, but of course!

Finally, nasty milkshakes at an Arby's in Vancouver.

First, we learn about a Thai religious cult that was forced to eat the feces of it's leader....for health benefits....and they liked it!

Next, the story of a Utah woman who killed 2 motorcyclists, because of her irritable bowel syndrome.

After that, you'll hear the tale of a school field trip in Canada gone bad, when the chapparone dupes some students into believing moose droppings were chocolate covered almonds.

Finally, a city hall meeting in Maryland gets a smelly speech from an angry constituent.

First, Tad reports on Harry from Hampshire, who's found the fountain of youth by drinking his own urine.

Next, hazing in the Thailand Marines involves drinking semen to become a seaman.

Finally, we meet Malcolm. The man who lived for 6 years with his penis on his arm. Spoiler alert, he was very popular with the neighborhood dogs.

First, we learn what to do if bears decide to hibernate under your house.

Next, there might be an old Big Mac in the walls of your house.

Finally, Florida news (of course) and moose poop jewelry.

First, Tad tells you why your farts always smell worse in the shower.

Next, we learn the dangers of second and third helpings of pounding your meat.

Finally, another installment of Florida News.

First, Tad does a deep dive into why Sparky and her friends fart.

Next, a new nudist restaurant in Tokyo has a strict weight code to make everyone happy.

Finally, more bizarre, yet hilarious news from Florida.

First, a Portland man gets extra "dressing" in his salad.

Next, we learn about all of the weird garbage on New Jersey beaches.

Finally, a crane operator who thinks his cab is also a bathroom.