Pointless Local News

First, we'll hear about the horrors of ordering pantsuits from Boo Hoo.

Next, join Tad as he learns the ins and outs of gently used sex dolls.

Finally, the mighty winds of Uranus move both in and out, we'll explain.

First, find out about the boner lamp, the perfect ice breaker for any home.

Next, Balinese monkeys using stones for sex toys.

Then, Tad tells us about Fire Exit, the most famous douche bag in the world!

Finally, learn about the new Dive Bar ice cream bar, it's really gross.

First, we learn that even respected scientists are capable of pranking the general public.

Next, if your kid is playing in a splash pad fountain, they might as well be playing in your toilet.

Finally, more fun surprises with smelly candles.

First, we return to Florida for a story of a man using a rider lawnmower as a getaway vehicle after stealing a boat.

Next, we learn about the hazards of masturbating in outer space.

Finally, a very forward-thinking Mexican lady who's last request was for a giant penis on top of her grave. After you hear this story, you'll understand why.

First, Tad celebrates our first anniversary with some breaking news!

Next, a bully robot playing chess with a child, breaks that childs finger.

Then, hot monkey interspecies love.

Finally, you'll hear about a wife who's had it with her husband's strange eating habits.

First, Tad reports on a Brit, who got it on with his canister vacuum.

Next, a bottle of Aquafina gets abused in Iran.

Finally, you'll never enjoy Figs again after learning this.

First, Tad tells us about Baxter the Kangaroo, who escaped from his home in Louisiana.

Next, murder in Oklahoma, because you know, Bigfoot told him to murder his fishing buddy.

Finally, a new anonymous way to get even with any enemy in your life.

First, Tad tells us about a new beer made from sewage, including a new Tad Talk on the water source for the King Of Beers.

Next, a cheaters brawl breaks out on the Love Boat!

Finally, London's newest tourist attraction, wet wipe islands in the Thames.

First, Tad introduces us to the first plant based burger made to taste like human flesh.

Next, Dog Chow, it's what's for dinner everyday for this U.K. weirdo.

Finally, an overachieving Canadian beaver screws up life in Prince Rupert.

First, Tad tells us about garbage cans in Sweden, that talk dirty to you, so you stop littering.

Next, bear mauls a couple from India, because he or she can.

Then, we visit Butthole Lane.

Finally, a woman in Wichita takes a dump in a beauty supply store.