Pointless Local News

First, we discuss blinker fluid, what is the best?

Next, a truly sad gender reveal.

Finally, meet Thor, the horny walrus.

First, Tad tells us about the great sniff test for mates, science marches on!

Next, once again Michigan doesn't disappoint in immitating Florida low life.

Finally, a $134,000 Audi in Russia is turned into a toilet, it's hilarious!

First, Tad reports on the escapades of an 88 year old man and his unique way to fill a void in his life, with a bomb in one of his body cavities.

Next, we have a story about a man who lost his penis, but gained a new outlook on life.

Finally, we have breaking news about new urinals that control that nasty splashback.

First, Christmas dinner from cans? Even to save money, it's a horrible-barf inducing idea.

Next, Tad reports on the troubling trend of women using Christmas ornaments as sex toys.

Finally, find out about a new way to enjoy tweezers.

First, Tad reports on earworms, both the 1-877-Kars For Kids type and the maggots turning your ear canal into an Airbnb type as well.

Next, a Florida woman sues the makers of Velveeta pasta cups for 5 million dollars,  because the cooking instructions were "misleading". Spoiler alert, she lost.

Finally, we end with the Pornhub top search results for 2022 and there are several suprises!

First, we cover the golf debacle, resulting in one getting his nose bit off. It happened in Mississippi, so it was a normal day.

Next, learn about contraception through the ages. Back in the day, you used whatever was available, be it lemons, animal intestines or beaver balls.

Finally, we get some laughs at the expense of Putin, it's a true feel good story!

First, Tad reports on a Granny who fought off an intruder with her dentures.

Next, gravy for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or as a snack. A seriously sick habit in England (oh those whacky Brits!)

Then, meet the defense attorney who gets even with adversaries, by hurling Pringles cans filled with an unpleasent surprise.

Finally, a new gift idea for those hard to please. Spoiler alert, it's a unique plug.

First, Tad reports on a threesome at a Catholic Church in Louisiana.

Next, a countdown of the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom. Spoiler alert, Donald Trump and Elon Musk are not included.

Finally, another countdown, this one is for the worst jobs in the world.

It's a countdown meltdown without Keith Olbermann on Pointless Local News!

First, we go on a British hike full of innuendo.

Next, barfing at takeoff has collateral damage.

Finally, relief in the woods is yours with the Krapp Strapp!

First, Tad reports on the riveting survey of Perth, Australia residents for the name of their new museum. Spoiler alert, they chose the name Perth Museum.

Next, U.S. border patrol busts a pumpkin for drug smuggling.

Then, police in England are doing more than just pounding their beat.

Finally, try not to cry for Kanye West, I guarantee you won't!