Pointless Local News

First, meet the woman who lost her pants on the treadmill.

Then, meet the man who needs 6 hours on the toilet in an 8 hour day.

Finally, meet the man who shot his roomate over a Hot Pocket.

First, we'll go to Oregon, where a man matches wits with a  Grizzly Bear and the bear wins.

Next, a woman and her "pet" raccoon go to Petco for a manicure.

Finally, what can be said about a man who puts his can of deoderant up his ass for pleasure?

First, we'll go to Thailand to find the power on the giant golden gilded vagina.

Next, I'll school you on why stainless steel cockrings are not to be messed with.

Finally, the legend of Andre The Giant's mid-air turdulance and the following hilariously smelly outcome.

First, we meet Ganu, a Spanish social media influencer, who thought it was a great idea to add her own knee cartilage to her rigitoni bolognase. Most of us disagree.

Next, a man's wife has a secret booger depository in the car, for when she picks her nose while driving and it ain't pretty!

Finally, things go sideways on a sexual deviate, who died as a result of mixing a ping pong ball and a defective vibrator, as we hit a new milestone in dark humor.

First, we'll visit Dildo, New Foundland, Canada, to learn about the penis shaped iceberg, sitting in Conception Bay, near Dildo, Canada.

Next, Starbucks newest coffee concoction involves adding olive oil. What follows is an unintentional laxative, drinnk it if you dare!

Finally, Tad will introduce you to the Rotowipe. Ditch the toilet paper for the more effiecient Rotowipe!

First, Tad reports on the woman who sells her belches for cash.

Next, meet micropenis man and the tales of his crushingly bad sex life.

Finally, enjoy our new Pointless Farm News segment!

First, a man's puppy chews his big toe off while napping, only to reveal a much bigger medical issue.

Then, the next big thing to keep your face looking it's best is tallow, better known as beef fat. Just don't let a dog lick your face while wearing it.

Finally, meet the man from India who covers his car in cow dung to keep it cool.

First, you'll meet a North Carolina man and his best buddy bear and learn what to do when you meet a bear.

Next, some actually vacuum their lawn, sane or insane?

Finally, statistics on bathroom hygiene, including how many people crap in the shower and it's horrifyingly more than you think.

First, Tad reports on a squirrel stuck in a German sewer.

Next, a Florida man covered in grease decides to try robbery as a career.

Finally, a Michigan man gets pissed off at a grocery store clerk and beats him with a frozen fish.

First, Tad reports on how the U.K. is reducing cattle gas emissions.

Next, rejuvenate yourself spendinding a day at the Wisconsin Cheese Spa!

Finally, we'll learn about the misadventures of a Belgrade lady and her orafice filled with cork.