Pointless Local News

First, I'll report on the alleged "woke" PopTarts by a far right group with nothing else better to do.

Next, some folks with a great sense of humor in New Zealand, abuse a grocery store AI Bot programmed for meal creations. The results are dangerous, gross and hilarious!

Finally, more grocery store news, this one in Austria, where a rare poisonous Brazilian spider  got loose. This spider is not only deadly, but if stung and you're male, it's sting will cause a potetially fatal boner. One that will last for hours before it kills you. The grocery store "thinks" it got rid of the spider, even though they never found it.

First, I'll report on Bella the police dog, who ran a golf cart over the leg of a 4 year old girl. Don't worry, it all ended surprisingly well.

Next, a pet alligator named Fluffy gets loose and ends up in a Pennsylvania creek. It was probably looking for someething to eat, as it was severly malnurished.

Finally, a gift for that special somone in your life who just won't shut up about how awesome they are or their lives are. Just make sure the person you give these to has a sense of humor.

First, you'll hear the winner of the world's loudest belch. Her winning technique surely made her parents proud!

Next, I'll report of the sad death of Hugh the Manatee. In hindsight, it's probably a blessing he did die. If he had lived after what his brother did to him, he would have needed counseling for the rest of his life.

Finally, meet Tank, the tawdry trucker born with 2 penises. It's not a happy ending!

First, Tad will report on a unique body part to deliver as a threat.

Next,  try as they might, an office tenant fails to get a court ordered reduction in rent, due to their landlord's enjoyment of sunbathing nude in the building's courtyard.

Finally, I have a double dose of trucking news, both tragically funny!

First, I'll tell you how hot dogs are made and it's worse than you think!

Next, July 3 is national bean day, but we're celebrating the entire month. I have 10 bean based meals to make your ass explode!

Finally, a really dim bank robber waits in the lobby as instructed by the teller. He didn't get a free checking account, but he did get a free jail cell.

First, a snake chokes on a mouse, because the mousetrap is still attached!

Then, your ear might get a boner from that Q-Tip.

Finally, an Airbnb that is truly an Airbnpee, you'll love my suggestion for satisfaction.

First, meet the Mana Bear and her cubs becoming neighborly in Farmington, Conneticut.

Next, meet the Chatbot that does the heavy lifting getting rid of annoying telemarketers, for just $25 a year. (such a deal!)

Finally, another great whodoneit, courtesy of the great country of Japan! This time, it's the mystery of who's been stealing urinal grates in Sapporo?

First,  doctors with no life, harass an innocent minor league baseball team in Macon, Georgia just because of the team's name, Macon Bacon.

Next, a doggie love story, between 2 french bulldogs, Lilo and Stitch. Love conquers all!

Finally, this doctor advises not to hold a fart in, let it rip or it will come out of your mouth instead.

First, meet a hangry black bear enjoying a Mexican smorgasborg.

Next, enter a feral hog in Austrailia, who enjoys both food and drink and proceeds to act out like a drunk human.

Finally, why bother with traditional paint, when you can paint with cow dung? Meet the "artist" who chose cow dung as his preferred medium and Bob Ross is not amused.

First, meet the Florida Man (where else?), who decided to improvise one of his burglaries in the same night, by wearing a cardboard box on his head (with no eye openings to see), instead of a mask. Spoiler alert, the box fell off his head.

Next, we go to Oklahoma for 2 guys who thought beating the manager of a Sonic drive in was a good way to get even for getting their order wrong. 

Finally, I'll try to sell you on the Toilet Timer. It turns taking a dump in to sport, the perfect gift for Dad on Father's Day!