Pointless Local News

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Pointless Local News episodes

  • Vibrator Tomatoes

    First, Tad introduces to the world a new toast only restaurant.

    Then, Tad rants about buying gas.

    Next, we learn about what brown does for all of us.

    We move on to Pablo and his vibrator stimulated tomatoes.

    Finally, a new segment, Pointless Local Announcements!

     

     

    6 min
  • Oscar The Flying Dachshund

    First, Tad reports on a car jacking with a happy ending.

    Then we learn how to walk away from people you don't want to talk to.

    Next, the next frontier for hiney hygeine!

    Finally, breaking sports news from baseball's loveable losers.

    5 min
  • Mouse Sperm In Outer Space

    First Tad exposes a bizarre item being sold on the Facebook Marketplace. Next, discover a better way to send mouse sperm to the international space station. Then Tad goes to Eureka, Illinois for an inspiring story on a farmer who insists on keeping it real. The last story is an inspirational story of one man's unexpected quest for chili eating supremacy!

    5 min
  • Spam & Lima Beans
    First Tad tells several sad stories in Evanston. The first involving an abused Honda Civic, the second involving the demise of 3 local beloved beavers. Finally, Tad reports on the disgusting food recipes from the 50's.
    5 min
  • Fecal Finance

    In this episode, meet another one of Tad's neighbors. Next, we learn about a new way to "make" money. Finally, pandemmic pecadillos that are just insane!

    5 min

About Pointless Local News

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Anchor Tad Flakey gives you the most strange and pointless local news from around the world. No fact checking, some is fiction, most is non-fiction, hoping to put a smile on your face.