This week on Pop Uncultured, we bring a childhood friend into the mix and expose him to the nightmarish horrors of the internet.  JV (aka Draque) joins me and JY on a perilous journey through incestuous, spider-eating Germans, a beloved childhood show tainted by angry rapping, and our old pal Father 58 and all of his schizophrenic hijinks.

It's a great time and a great episode.  If you're interested in pissing your bed, granny smith vs pink ladies, spiders as food, killing yourself with balloons, incest superpowers, or all of the above, then you really need to hear this.  We really speak our truths in this one.  It might be hard to comprehend with your feeble minds, but if you're reading this you should really know: we are braver than you.

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Timestamps

1. 06:12 Reading Rainbow featuring DMX by Stevie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OchyYnlHTdo
2. 11:30 Kelly Family – Pee Pee by Stefanie Kelly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjWbO89d6o
3. 29:45 Angelo Kelly & Family – Whiskey in the Jar by Music Messenger (song starts 1 minute in) https://youtu.be/nWEXklGYke0
4. 01:23:48 MT. RAINIER = JESUS LOOKS AWESOME by Father 58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1W5BvifL4
5. 01:26:23 DISH RACK SOLVED! by Jesus 888 https://youtu.be/JVeV1NhcEUw
6. 01:29:22 BRAD PITT SOLVED! by Jesus 888 https://youtu.be/Yjdrn0bzzMo

This week on Pop Uncultured, what's old is new again.  Almost every time JY and I record, we tend to go for 3 hours, so there's a lot of unused footage laying around on the cutting room floor.  Not that it's bad, it's just that anything over 2 hours for an episode feels excessive to me.  Here we have two thick chunks recorded in 2020, both of them often referenced even though they've never been released to the world.

Our first contender needs no introduction, because he's literally the TOP USA MUSIC STAR.  If you've ever listened to radio, you probably already know who this is.  Chief Kooffreh, the (allegedly) infamous Ugandan warlord who's thirst for blood is legend.  His loud, chaotic, brutal tracks aren't improved by his unpredictable lyrics, but it's a one of a kind experience that only we can offer you.

Last but not least, we have the most special snowflake in the entire galaxy, the Starseed herself: Unicole Unicron.  Her life is hard, because she's so smart and knows what's going on and can see beneath the surface and she's like super psychic, but somehow she persists and triumphs against all the adversities facing white girls in America.  If that's not enough to sell you on this episode, then you might as well join her cult which she freely advertises on TikTok.  Also we find a music video with her tits and ass on this whacky website called YTBoob, and her 'dope track' nearly puts Chief Kooffreh TOP USA MUSIC STAR to shame.

In the event that this episode drives you to the brink of suicide, I'd just like to remind you, it takes all sorts to make a world, and there's a magic world around us, there's a magicworldaroundusthere'samagicworldaroundus it's GAIA GAIA

Timestamps

1. 03:17 ALICIA KEYS NUDE SACRIFICE FOR WORLD PEACE Prt 3 BY CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA2OUI-fbmQ
2. 45:55 SATAN LUCIFER PLAY FOCUS YOUR WISHES GRANTED BY CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR/CHAIRMAN USA by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDkpMjZ4D0&t=20s
3. 49:05 BILL COSBY GIVE WOMEN QUAALUTES SEX ,RAPE BY CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Fw_oihVNA&t
4. 51:09 LOVE AND MARRIAGE TO A 5TH GRADER MAN BY CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYudcWL6TxA
5. 01:09:52 CHIEF KOOFFREH USA MUSIC STAR POPULAR "VIDEO " I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU" by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a37MSlM3AHQ
6. 01:17:59 Starseed TikTok video by Unicole Unicron (posted on the Cringetopia subreddit) https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/i6pcaq/stop_it_get_some_help/
7. 01:28:13 Unicult online cult leader music video (posted on YTBoob, nudity {you're welcome}) https://ytboob.com/unicult-online-cult-leader-music-video/
8. 01:39:12 Gentlemen start your engines! (YTBoob again, nudity?) https://ytboob.com/gentlemen-start-your-engines/
9. 01:40:49 Keto Results Week 10 MRS OVERLANDER (YTBoob, don't think there's nudity I'm not watching this whole fucking thing) https://ytboob.com/keto-results-week-10-%f0%9f%94%a5-weight-loss-update-progress-%f0%9f%94%a5-mrs-overlander/

This week, Pop Uncultured goes mainstream.  Besides the crusty meanderings of the little known Gail Chord Schuler, we discuss actual popular culture material, such as pro wrestling and NFL sporting events and Jamaican dry f*cking.  We start with a strategy session on how to approach the wild-eyed crone known as Gail before we move into the disastrous pyrotechnics during AEW Revolution.  This sparks a recently unearthed memory of Baby-Dram attending a live Monday Night Raw in 2003, and there's footage to back it up.

Following that, as well as a lengthy discussion of sports-football, we move into some classic Pop Uncultured territory: behold the miserable dregs of TikTok.  We tend to spend most of our time on YouTube, but now we know that there's no reason to discriminate against this next gen app...it is loaded with just as much gutter filth as any other corner of the internet, perhaps even more.  And of course, what is mockery of the less fortunate without a few daggering compilations?  All this and whore on the asdfkfjld;af

Timestamps

1. 00:00 Gail Chord Schuler chat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddo-z67DhsQ&t=2s and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlUIqbMjtWM&t=1s
2. 07:15 AEW REVOLUTION ENDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NY1rz0TwKI
3. 17:39 Monday Night Raw episode (August 11th, 2003 if you have the WWE Network {clip begins at 33:10}) 
4. 33:45 NFL, Tom Brady, and fantasy football chat
5. 51:17 TikTok Cringe Compilation v14 by BeggarT https://youtu.be/9yvdniqOgGw
6. 01:17:27 Mr. Cool Ice https://i.redd.it/360tfyg6rje31.jpg
7. 01:25:34 Freaks (1932) – Gooba Gabba Gooba Gobble https://youtu.be/W99n083E0IA
8. 01:36:20 Extreme Daggering Throwback to TATTOO PARTY https://youtu.be/1bmjGr3yPtA
9. 01:38:55 Jamaican Dancing with WWE Commentary by sabah yildizi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMF4-l-bMM

This week on Pop Uncultured, we revisit some of the classic names that brought us to the dance.  Father 58 is back in a big way.  After a four month sabbatical from YouTube, our dear father has returned to us and - within the span of six hours - has bestowed four hundred brand new videos upon us.  In other news, Elly Space uploaded a brand new music video where she prances around a digital chess board in the role of the black queen, perhaps the most famous chess piece of them all.  Religious nutjobs and dimwit trollops like them are the type of freaks that brought us to the dance, and this is our tribute to them.

But that's not all!  For the low, low price of zero dollars and two hours, we throw some new blood into the mix from Reddit (Cringetopia and Witches vs Patriarchy).  We behold the rubbery goofball face of the Spice King, learn to MIX THINGS UP low-carb style, list off comedy thrash metal song titles, become radicalized liberal witch allies, and are ultimately impregnated by the Father of Lies, Lucifer himself.  Don't miss it, it's Pop Uncultured.  We never learn.

Timestamps

1. 07:30 Spice King TikTok video (by way of /r/Cringetopia) https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/la5j4e/his_reactions/
2. 13:33 Spice King reaction (gayporn edition) https://imgur.com/a/i4oeF3a
3. 18:08 /r/WitchesvsPatriarchy simp showing off his doofy shirt https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/l7864w/some_of_you_were_fans_of_my_last_shirt_so_i/
4. 37:14 Offpoint Cooking YT channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDg8WiYZ_67iGfz8sEwUygw/videos
5. 42:15 Cooked Oats by Father 58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6SJ3BJdd0g
6. 47:24 Taking the Lid Off of Faith by Father 58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEoGv-VrWdg
7. 56:33 Father 58's first upload in 4 months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8rrhZe6Lt8&t
8. 01:11:35 More Sugar by Father 58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_HsJ0aNiI8
9. 01:12:26 Black Queen by Elly Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xots4Y_imI
10. 01:19:13 Happy Halloween / Witches celebrate, too by Elly Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UKSvd8AySI
11. 01:27:59 Reversed Version of Black Queen by Elly Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6nN4nUrEM
12. 01:34:19 Claire Michelle “nudes” (we think it counts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7j3jnZBXNY/ and https://www.instagram.com/p/BwQNIoHgDfZ/
13. 01:38:53 Chuck Tingle smut titles https://www.chucktingle.com/ebook.html
14. 01:40:08 Anal C*nt – It Just Gets Worse track titles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Just_Gets_Worse
15. 01:43:06 SATAN Wants to IMPREGNATE Me (I Thought He Was Gay) by Gail Chord Schuler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtkL6H7Qy18

This week on Pop Uncultured, I drink too much tequila...as you'll hear me mention about seven times in the episode, because you can't just drink without letting everybody know constantly.  We recorded for a very long time, so I decided to trim the fat and save some of the erstwhile episode's Claire Michelle bits for a rainy day.  She shall join Chief Koofreh and Star Seed Girl anon.

This episode we briefly rekindle our fling with our new favorite "artist", Claire Michelle 2, before tiring of her very quickly and moving on forever.  That's where business picks up, ladies and gentlemen.  We have an instant classic on our hands, and it's all thanks to Justin May, aka J$, and his SICK BARS.  He lights a fire under us and JY propels us into a new era of highly viewed,  semi-Popular Uncultured videos, with a couple of stupid idiots being stupid idiots in front of a cellphone camera.

One of them is a typical doltish instagram goober who tries to do a stunt.  The other is a ditzy LA valley girl doing a makeup tutorial before getting buffeted around by an earthquake.  The latter seemed a little fishy to us (after the large part where it seemed annoying to us), spoiler alert: them boys solve another one.  The internet detectives are black.  I mean back.

Timestamps

1. 01:50 Love Me (Official Music Video) by Claire Michelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsKxBxAvgZ4
2. 02:33 Go outside and build self confidence by Claire Michelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIO_ktAAYc8&t= 
3. 17:08 Justin May By J Money $ The Rapper by JustinMayTheRapper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbqVitW8qU
4. 56:06 Guy skateboards outside his car down a hill and wrecks car! By Bike Addiction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrBqM2K_Zfs
5. 01:09:12 Make-up tutorial recorded during LA earthquake 7/5/19!!! by Ali J https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0jQKFCE5J8

After opening up with a candid conversation about child molestation, we dive into the meat of this podcast by addressing the good news.  Last episode made 207 on the comedy podcast charts in Ukraine.  In celebration of this wonderful news, we proceed to belittle and besmirch Ukraine as well as all of the other little Russias on that side of the world, also we take shots at Australia for no reason.  Basically, we're xenophobic...SATIRICALLY.

Further down the stretch, JY introduces a new dimwit to our overflowing roster, a girl/guy/girl known as Claire Michelle and her hit YouTube video, you.  Infuriated by the asinine droning of this lady and her mongoloid boyfriend, we continue our search for her personal channel, only to find a fun little crackerjack surprise.  Spoiler alert, it's a penis.  All that and more on the Pop Uncultured Podcast.

Australia blows

Timestamps

1. 14:29 Ukraine National Anthem English lyrics by VocalNationalAnthems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzHlSLhtmM
2. 26:42 Character Voice Comparison – Jango Fett by Lukimus Prime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59zZmNgEAEo&t=34s
3. 27:45 Northeast Citizens Meeting February 18, 2021 by LNKTV City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrS_eI-qzfg
4. 34:48 you. - Claire Michelle (reupload) by twerkformemes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-kBlqRijsg&t=
5. 1:41:42 Love Me (Official Music Video) by Claire Michelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsKxBxAvgZ4
6. 1:46:37 (back into) you. Claire Michelle (spreadeagle timestamp) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-kBlqRijsg&t=230s
7. 1:49:15 Go outside and build self confidence by Claire Michelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIO_ktAAYc8&t

Last week's corndog boy raised a lot of questions, and in this week's episode we get our answers.  He's back and meatier than ever, and he's got a sick concept to drop on you: Imperial Hypnosis.  Ever heard of it?  I didn't think so, because you don't have big knowledge brains like we do.  Tune in, and maybe you can be a smart knowledge man too.

Before all that, we sink into our seats for a 2 Woman Show comedy/dancing extravaganza the likes of which you've never seen.  Listen to a couple crooked vultures talk about swallowing loads and accumulating STDs while they clack their bony feet on a stage.  We punch up their routine before laying into Witches vs the Patriarchy and end on an anxiety-inducing theater kid who's rancid editing tactics make even YouTubePoop seem generic.  All this and more on whatever rate us on iTunes.  You read this whole thing, you have time.

After last week's toxic cesspool of a show, we look to lighten things up on this episode of Pop Uncultured.  This week, after we premiere our new show segment "Fat Tactics" and make light of my disordered eating habits, JY guides us down a bold, new rabbit hole of early-mid 2000s Disney bumpers (pre and post commercial graphics) and the raving aspies therein.  We spend a good chunk of the show getting yelled at by an angry, possibly Asian Rainman before exploring the life and times of the coolest member of the Disney bumper community, Tresean Cann.

But that's not all.  Have you ever pondered the meaning of "eternal"?  I mean the true meaning.  Anyone can read a dictionary definition, but the man known simply as violetasprinkathryn has other ideas.  And by "other" I mean "very stupid".  When this puffy little corndog boy isn't doodling on his face with permanent marker, he's busy waxing poetic about the vicissitudes of life and dropping mad wisdom while his telephone is aimed at him.  Come and get your free knowledge on this week's Pop Uncultured.

And bend the knee to the Corndog King...there can be only one.

Timestamps

1. 27:11 Lucy and Charlie Brown are Screaming on Their 2 Red Chairs by Teegan Wange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgy9HFmY3g
2. 28:40 The TV Show “Rubbadubbers” is On the Middle Top and the Bath Toys are Standing on the Floor by Teegan Wange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaaIxbgTpls
3. 29:38 Huge Teegan Wange playlist (from 1/25/21) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC90PFySnwU&list=PLk2S9Xzh34lBFz49EsMLpbnRKST7pZpXC&index=1
4. 39:50 Nick Jr. on CBS Commercials (2001 WTVF) by RTXwheels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bHNuLNV4w&list=PLk2S9Xzh34lBFz49EsMLpbnRKST7pZpXC&index=14
5. 45:31 Disney Channel Originals (2002, Long Version) by Originalsboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k0QVoPPyio
6. 52:02 How Strong are Mario's Legs by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALC6AbbS7I
7. 53:04 Mario's Scream Tho by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOtxpCHGT0
8. 54:00 Dance: 69 Boyz Tootsee Roll by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLIb7t-ygIM
9. 1:02:54 SUBSCRIBE by Makay 1A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeJ2kqqxkUA
10. 1:10:06 Gene by Charlotte Ercoli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ca-h2LO6J8
11. 1:16:01 Requiem for a Dream Full Movie by Charlotte Ercoli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZfQenXTtw
12. 1:20:16 YouTube Poop: Lightning McQueer and the Quest for Tires by YouTube Poop Reuploaded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tp87ljsNAA&t
13. 1:22:33 vlog: what is eternal? by violetasprinkathryn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwDMpBY-eg

Have you ever wondered who held the world record for angry N-words, then boy do I have a podcast for you.  This week on Pop Uncultured we discover the actual bottom of the barrel.  Our quest for the most disgusting human being on earth is over, so now we'll just go back to having fun.  That being said, there's always someone worse, and it's only a matter of time before we stumble upon them.

From one philistine to another: Attila, you are true garbage.

Before all that, though, we spend 15 minutes ripping into the easiest targets of all time: actors.  Like us on iTunes or whatever I guess.

Timestamps

1. 16:56 Atilla confirmed pedo wtf did he just say by OnyyX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkVhGdC6K8
2. 26:29 We start watching JY's capture of the raunchy hatespeech stream, I might upload it somewhere.
3. 42:16 The Greatest Livestream Trainwreck Ever https://efukt.com/23262_The_Greatest_Live_St%20ream_Trainwreck_Ever.html
4. 1:31:41 (mental pallet cleanser) Dog's Dispiriting Reaction to Solider Coming Home by Ryan Mazer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EETiz7_BT0
5. 1:36:25 jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds by wintermoot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
6. 1:39:24 Inappropriate Laugh Track by josepi1984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjP_IoxCHU

Last week on the Pop Uncultured Podcast, we randomly stumbled into a luxurious, golden treasure horde the likes of which we haven't seen since PlasmaMasterDon.  She's so good, that we've pretty much abandoned old diddling Donny altogether.  This goofy Australian church lady - who we shall continue to refer to in the description/title as "V" for now - is a dingbat of the highest order.  She wears many hats, when she should really be considering a helmet.  Her website offers services ranging from video editing to creative writing to social work to psychic readings...the latter is where we landed, the former is where we're going.

For nothing but a couple of jpegs, JY and I were able to get a thorough and extensive psychic reading from this "gifted" soothsayer, and on this episode we reveal the contents of them in totality.  Under the guise of gay, betrothed life partners, we are shown a mirror to our very souls, which may be in serious danger (mostly JY's though).  Join us as our deepest, darkest secrets are revealed, laid bare for all to see.  The vulgar philistines vs the goofball psychic, you don't wanna miss this one, people.

Don't worry, we watch a few of her videos as well.  No episode of the PUP would be complete without a couple of boors yelling over deeply demented media.

Timestamps

1. 10:40 My Role as a Psychic Medium (The Documentary) by V https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuBmzZX9uq8
2. 32:38 Psychic teacup search on Etsy (great stuff here) https://www.etsy.com/market/psychic_teacup
3. 41:32 We begin discussing our psychic readings and my correspondence with V
4. 47:05 Dram's psychic reading begins (song used: Hate by Lucas King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQym6uQcUmA&pbjreload=101)
5. 1:14:13 JY's psychic reading begins (song used: I Feel Love [Almighty Mix] by Donna Summer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LU5-ZxHmvQ)
6. 1:37:50 Children's Show demo clip by V https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unNr-r2Ol3U
7. 1:42:47 Praise Lord JESUS by V https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COyJarALIpk
8. 1:53:18 Happy Birthday the Video by V (mature audiences only!!!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IafVM1oUPj4