This week on Pop Uncultured, conversations fly off (and on) the handle at a record pace.  JY, Draque, and Candy join me to create a Voltron of ADHD, where we cover everything from Jewish burial ground hotels, demonic possessions, astral projection, our personalized racial slurs, proper strip club pants, cowboy hat daggering, chocolate babka, Donald Trump capes and aprons, and the alternate episode name: "Hot N Juice".  What's the N stand for?  Take a wild guess, smart guy.  You think you're better than me?  It's because I'm Jewish isn't it?  I don't take anti-Semitism lightly, so check your god damn privilege.

But wait, there's more!  In the thick of all this, we chance upon a true legend in the making courtesy of my sister:  SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE.  Witness the epic battle as Sailor Mars takes on the axe pecks predator, Randy Orton.  One is a former world heavyweight champion assisting Beryl, Queen of the Negaverse and the Dark Kingdom, and the other is a magical cartoon girl with a fiery bow and arrow used to defend YouTube from evil.  Who will be victorious?  There's only one way to find out...

wait until next week's episode when we actually finish that video

This week on Pop Uncultured, I go back to the vault and bring you a few chunks of unused goodness.  Four chunks of footage from episodes 25, 26, and 27, all of them - dare I say it - are danged uproarious.  What was I thinking cutting them out in the first place?  Well at least you have them now, aren't you lucky.

To kick things off, we have a tribute to the first Downs Syndrome something-or-other pageant winner in history.  There she is...the least silly silly in America...  After the celebration of beauty, we get into some shenanigans involving 80's junk movie, Creating Rem Lezar, followed by aughts junk movie, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.  The latter finds me completely baffled, but I'll probably still watch it anyway to punish myself for sins of the past.  Third chunk is a YouTube video from a sweet young man who braved the snow and cold of Ohio to visit the final resting place of Donzel Edward Owens Jr. his own bad self.  Don't laugh at anything during that part, it would be problematic.  And speaking of problematic, the last chunk is loaded with it.  Listen at your peril, unless you can get a hold of the Bleep software to save you from naughty words.

You've been warned.  You're Ben Warner.  Imagine if one of our listeners is named Ben Warner, doesn't he feel like the belle of the ball right about now.

This week on Pop Uncultured, we weave a classic web of uncultured filth.  After I spend a little more time bemoaning the antics of famous fat guy Nikocado Avocado, JY theorizes that perhaps the reason for his stupidity is his non-heteronormative predilections.  Also we talked a lot about Hostess/Little Debbie snack treats and delicious cakes but I cut most of it out, because come on already.  I tell JY the story of how I got a single Twitter follower and how it led to a very stupid rabbit hole that I share with the class.

R M D, a grade-A, USDA prime cut of lean, unfunny beef.  This narrow man from New York (alias Buffalo Bones {not really, he should be so lucky to have an awesome nickname like that}) is parched like the Dickens, and the only thing that can quench his thirst is internet-flirting with any and every girl username that comes across his path.  After we get tired of watching his scrawny air-sex, we come across my favorite BB King song, "Paying the Cost to be the Boss", a true relic of misogyny from days gone by.  It's one hell of a jam, and the perfect song to play for incorrigible broads who are prone to back sass.  How dare those squirrely dames tell you how to live your life, especially when you simultaneously work at a job and have a penis.

From one music legend to another, we move on from BB King to perhaps the greatest musician of our time: David Liebe Hart.  His mama died and it's not fair.  Want to know more?  Listen to the thing, it's funny.  Also we solve incels with JY's Nonprofit Charity for Hiring Prostitutes to Have Sex With Virgins Who Are Shunned by the Fairer Sex Through No Fault of Their Own.

We're good people, you're welcome.  Shoutout to the DeepIntoYouTube subreddit: I don't want to self-promote, so just love us.  It's on my vision board.

This week on Pop Uncultured, we are the Joe Rogan Experience.  We bring you 3 hours of goodness crammed into one free episode, and you can't even rate us on iTunes.  Good, cretins, we've marked you for what you are.

After a long and upsetting look at Bad Dragon's dragon dildos (and every other dragon-based sex toy under the sun), we move into a brief conversation about "furries" (yiff in hell, furfags).  We talk about our first tits and boners, and how fortunate we are that we weren't set off down the furry path, even though Puppet Master 5 set me off on the head-drilling path.  That's basically just exposition, the episode hasn't even started yet, because damn do we have a first-class freakshow today.

After Disney Jerk, who on any other day might have had his own episode, we find That Vegan Teacher on the Cringetopia subreddit.  This dame is either the best troll who ever lived, or the stupidest and most arrogant cow I've ever beheld.  I'm still not sure which one it is, but either way she is beautiful.  This level of brilliance is rarely ever beheld by mine weary eyes, but fortune has smiled upon me!  We spend a lot of time talking about our bosses giving us fleshlights and gummy sushi, America's Sweetheart Unicole Unicron, how crystals are really awesome and everyone likes them and that's normal, baby-birding tit milk into a nest, which Asians eat dogs, blowjob reparations, Vegan's new slur for black people (pigskins), how forests are basically vegan buffets, boy starter kits, and being racist to Canadians...all the while doing bad impressions of the Sopranos.

Damn, you're seriously so lucky to know about this show.

Timestamps

1. 10:07 Pussydick Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/zaratan
2. 10:41 Hollowdick Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/flintsheath
3. 12:34 Dragonpussy Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/zoie
4. 15:50 Egg Buttplug https://bad-dragon.com/products/eggplug
5. 23:20 Puppet Master 5: Dram's First Boner https://youtu.be/-jWSwbCGWok
6. 26:13 Reddit Cringetopia: “This made me become an anti-vaxxer” feat. @markodea8 https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/ni7nnn/this_made_me_become_an_antivaxxer/
7. 37:52 Mark Odea Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@markodea8?lang=en
8. 46:35 Reddit Cringetopia: “That vegan teacher getting triggered by a non vegan dish” feat. TVT https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/nig4fi/that_vegan_teacher_getting_triggered_by_a_non/
9. 01:15:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES. POLITE PRE-VEGANS WELCOME. by That Vegan Teacher https://youtu.be/zVtdAlGoANU
10. 01:16:48 Are You Racist by That Vegan Teacher (official winner of PUP's Best Video Yet award) https://youtu.be/1xrFjxCZNCY
11. 01:35:19 Yes, We're Vegan Kids! by That Vegan Teacher https://youtu.be/Z8o2Wfo844U
12. 02:50:10 Amy Smith Highlight Reel by Pop Uncultured Podcast https://youtu.be/GWsKAG8829k
13. 02:51:24 Claire Michelle's YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCSrYbGbzmeLPNJYFuD50A

This episode of Pop Uncultured is the direct continuation of last week's.  The latter half of a 5 hour recording, JY, Draque and I continue our descent into Mobility Mary's inane adventures.  After a brief origin story and a fireside chat about childhood theater, we are driven to near insanity by Mary's antics, and in an autistic gambit to distract ourselves, we don our Internet Detective caps again and track down every single location of Mary's videos through Google street view.  Tracing the steps beat for beat, we walk (roll) a mile in Mary's shoes (motor scooter), and explore her meager bubble of existence using comedy technology and boredom.

There is also crass humor to be found, probably.  Rate it on iTunes what are you on stupid pills or something?  Click the five star thing, idiot.

This week we recorded for five straight hours, frenetically bouncing back and forth across the full spectrum of retard conversations.  The one thru-line, the anchor, the POINT of this episode is an allegedly fat, allegedly disabled, certainly retarded, rascal-bound stupid idiot by the name of Mobility Mary (I can call her retarded because I'm reatarded {see how I can't even spell "retarded"?})  The retards JY and Draque join me (head retard) in a retarded journey through the past.  Once upon a time, this lady (probably deceased) was a YouTube whackjob beyond all reckoning, uploading videos of constant contrived confrontations.  She's the kind of broad who wakes up in the morning and can't decide which necklace to wear without first deciding which thing to get upset about.  "Never underestimate the enmity of those for whom outrage is a sport."

Peppered throughout the episode are lengthy ADHD diatribes about everything from the SNL comedy movie "MacGruber" starring Will Forte and Kristen Wiig to Fat Demi Lovato and her fat white privilege.  From Danielle Bregoli's (who I just looked up and am ashamed of how attracted I am to her) wigger ("wiggess?") hijinks to the classic turn-based strategy video game "Gladius".   From "old cum" offspring to "cum improvement" techniques.  From Norwegian Sex Shop commercials to "Curb your Enthusiasm".  It's the first half of the Mobility Mary saga (can two episodes be a saga?  I'm not going to google "saga", I've got bills to pay).  I'm lit, but not hammered.  Part 2 will see me fully f*cked up, so tune in next week.

Tuesday uploads from now on!  I'm not going to do the links yet because I'm sleepy.

r8 the cast m8 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pop-uncultured/id1537283084 

Hold onto your britches, it's time for another episode of Pop Uncultured, and this one goes out to all the guys out there, all the delicious, supple men and their nubile bodies.  No girls allowed!  Only gay men can listen to this.  Thanks to long-nipple muscleman Rob Patrick, I - accompanied by Draque and JY - have learned the best techniques for man-rubbing.  First, he shows us how to rub men on a dog, then he shows us how to hug men on a man, then he shows us how to rub men on a man.  Seems kind of reductive to type it out that way, but that's really it...I can't describe what happens any better than that.

In our search to incriminate this old man and his balloon-animal nipples, we trip and stumble our way into other unlikely heroes.  Bobby Good Times, super cool Chicago motorcycle man.  Hercules, THE pleasure coach, Rob Patrick's fat nemesis.  A cat who learned to speak and managed to pass the Bar Exam.  If all that shit doesn't get your juices flowing, then just wait til you hear what happens next: we listen to bad music and I say the word "abrasive" 30 times.  Wow, how about that?  I think that's mostly it.  We talk about anime, and surprisingly that's the gayest thing in the whole episode.

OBS hurt my feelings so audio is a little wonky in the second half.  Diggety deal with it.

R8

Timestamps

1. 07:14 Massage Tips #5: Men Are Dogs by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/9rmmptqhCJg
2. 24:39 Massage Tips #4: “Necking” by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/uzlksgTJQik
3. 30:09 Back to the Unicult website http://unicoleunicron.com/
4. 33:59 Unicron's magic dildo for millenials https://www.etsy.com/listing/618502781/rose-quartz-phallus-pleasure-wand-dildo?ref=shop_home_active_48
5. 36:11 Flashback to Anime theme song discussion (watching the 97 Berserk trailer) https://youtu.be/IXL5r3n862U
6. 43:36 Bobby “Good Times” Instagram (failed pleasure coach google search) https://www.instagram.com/bobbygt/?hl=en
7. 59:46 ULTRAmassage #1 by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/f2VL0ye6FG4
8. 01:21:43 Faceshopping by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU
9. 01:26:53 Ponyboy by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/uERIXLWeik0
10. 01:29:48 (WARNING) HEAVY TRAP METAL etc etc by DontStopMusic! https://youtu.be/4MeMkgVVXj4
11. 01:30:46 Long Road, No Turns by Daughters https://youtu.be/MA4ROGkskbw
12. 01:42:43 'I'm not a cat': lawyer gets stuck on Zoom kitten filter during court case by Guardian News https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8
13. 01:49:58 Fat greek Hercules personal pleasure coaching website http://www.thepleasurecoach.org/
14. 01:50:52 Gross article from Hercules' twitter https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/apr/25/love-in-an-old-climate-posters-celebrate-the-joy-of-sex-in-later-life?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
15. 01:54:34 Pop Uncultured twitter, follow me for no reason I won't follow you back https://twitter.com/PUncultured

This week on Pop Uncultured, we return to a classic schizo legend.  Months ago, JY and I discovered a one minute TikTok video that provided us with about a half hour of content.  Unicole Unicron is a "Starseed", which is a way of saying an incredibly special person who was chosen to be the vessel of a powerful, magnanimous alien consciousness.  During my many wanderings in the deep, dark corners of the internet, I came to learn that there was a full Vice documentary about this brave hero and her cult (self proclaimed).  Being as though she is the main character of Earth, we felt it would only be right to shine a spotlight on her, so as to bask in the warmth and glow of true power, if only for a couple of hours.  We do a deep dive on her website, her cult, her chalk-mouth mountain suicide, and I even spend 50 dollars to "help the cause" because I shouldn't be trusted with money.

Before all that we hang out on Reddit, and alienate ourselves from both the left and right sides of the idiot spectrum by making use of the gold mines known as /r/Trashy and /r/TwoXChromosomes.  We don't ascribe to politically fueled retardation, we have our own unique brand of being gay and retarded thank you very much.  I am a special snowflake, even though I'm technically just a side character in the greater story of Unicole Unicron's triumphant tale of sex robot brothels and internet church.  Nevertheless, this is an important story and it needed be told, now it's up to you to listen.  Uniblessings!!!

Also, forgot to mention that it turns out JY is Star Fox and I'm Falco Lombardi from Super Nintendo.  Will wonders never cease?

Rate.

Timestamps

1. 01:05 Star Fox Level 1 Stage 1 – Corneria by MegamanNG https://youtu.be/L1iVfSObKDE
2. 05:15 I've had enough of “edgy humour” (Reddit post on /r/TwoXChromosomes) https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ltovvd/ive_had_enough_of_edgy_humour/
3. 17:10 Country Boy keeping it OLD SCHOOL (Reddit post on /r/Trashy) https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/mq57o5/pretty_disappointed_in_my_peers/
4. 21:54 About Unicole Unicron (her personal website) http://unicoleunicron.com/about/
5. 32:24 Finding Salvation with an Online Cult by VICE https://youtu.be/2tz3H8YQz34
6. 01:18:52 Unicole Unicron's Merch page https://www.etsy.com/shop/UnicultSupplyCo?ref=hdr_shop_menu
7. 01:21:08 THE SHIRT https://www.etsy.com/listing/687197323/americas-sweetheart-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_43

This week on Pop Uncultured, we revisit an old classic with a new perspective.  Draque joins me and JY on a journey into the life and times of Amy Smith, and grants us a fresh set of eyes on this chuffed lump of tummy flesh.  What can I say about Amy Smith that hasn't already been said in this - or any of the past - episode(s).  This lady is our golden goose, with a 100% entertainment rate on every video we've watched so far.  Join us as we lovingly dissect this lost daughter of the Kardashian family one more time, and perhaps she'll stumble and bumble her way into your heart too.

Please be alive, Amy.  Please.  I need you, don't you see that?  Don't you see that I love you?

Don't leave me this way...I can't survive, I can't stay alive, without your loooooove, oh baby, don't leave me this way....I can't exist, I'll surely miss, your tender kiss, don't leave me this wayyyy....AWWWWWW BABY! My heart is full of love at the SIGHT OF YOU!  So come on down and do what you GOTTA DO!  You've started this fire down IN MY SOUL!  Now can't you see it's burning OUTTA CONTROL!  So come on satisfy the NEED IN ME!  'Cause only your good loving can SET ME FREE (set me free set me free)

Rate.

Timestamps

1. 00:00 AMY'S CANDY GRAHAM CRACKERS by Amy Smith https://youtu.be/mqD-4Uie4tk
2. 44:30 AMY'S FAVORITE DORITOS CASSEROLE by Amy Smith https://youtu.be/QpC7c7TSmpc
3. 01:30:59 POOR FOLKS CROCK POT APPLE CINNAMON OATMEAL by Amy Smith https://youtu.be/IwKFrPEh2pE
4. 01:38:04 ^ video begins
5. 02:14:43 The BEST Single Serve CrockPot Oatmeal by Jennifer Wasylenko (we briefly comment on her) https://youtu.be/zdShrUSHe7U

In this week's episode of Pop Uncultured, Draque joins JY and myself in another journey of self discovery, and everything else discovery.  Not in a good way.

We start the episode reminiscing about the good ol' days of wrestling, lying, and being gay before moving onto fat pretenders in the powerlifting game.  Famous fatman Kyriakos Grizzly makes a cameo in our ruthless fat-shaming before we move onto famous tallfatman Bjorn Thorson aka Hapfor Julius Bjornson and his predilection for butterfly kiss rape.  We move onto a fun, sexy goofball by the name of Cindy and her delicious African accent.  I even bust out my less-than-stellar imitation for a couple minutes.

After several nostalgic meanderings on early-aughts television stars Sue Johanson and Cleo (CALL ME NOW), we receive the gift of a drug store commercial audition from JY, prompting anger and incredulity.  We revisit some of the show's favorite crazy dames Elly Space and "V" (i'm calling it "the show's" favorite because I can't admit how much she really means to me {you know which one I'm talking about}) before launching off into the award-winning sequel of Fat Tactics, starring two of the fat idiots: JV and Dram, and featuring the voice of almost reason: JY.

Get a load of this nonsense.  Unless you're too scared.  Rate on itunes i'm drunk haha XD lol lmao rofl i'm for real gay this isn't a joke mayonnaise egg

Timestamps

1. 06:23 you have to live it by Kyriakos Grizzly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsIQr_4iSY
2. 11:56 Bjorn Thorson https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/iy4uSI17rJJMZ4-D6zlo8sEBd5n7rs3WLUrv5yypZUP0BLa4Kra14i9UTmgAMLowCI0AmW3WSM6TFDl0lNy6oVGUzXrwXves3LdtSnXXj-xOHqP-P41ftbvlJmEnr7TwoNrc6t1FLJUJP2Prob7hu6wMxbX0FN8wgP2GbZu6ayj9xE6ScMGiDEUin1sLuBPFeQ
3. 21:22 Stop this raw dogging madness! by Cindy the Creative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCzZwGUakI
4. 33:58 What is the attraction with girls in uniform skirts? by Cindy the Creative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGc66MM-TK0
5. 38:15 MISS CLEO CALL ME NOW by Hassan Hartley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-8id3YmFg
6. 41:24 Talk Sex with Sue Johanson – Clips by suejovideo https://youtu.be/EZ9nD2erPuA
7. 53:36 You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores (Ted Bundy talk at 00:13) by TheSamstert https://youtu.be/7T1OHha9agg
8. 01:13:14 Cindy the Creative's YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5wKltMTU1sznmi__NGsfng
9. 01:18:29 Among Us by Elly Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8jgZQIpzpc
10. 01:30:27 CEP Children of the World by V https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K42pA5dwScQ
11. 01:39:0 Christian Psychic Development by V https://youtu.be/98US7-_-RXo
12. 01:42:17 ^ wall of text timestamp https://youtu.be/98US7-_-RXo?t=41
13. 01:51:19 Fat Tactics v2