Preachers' Kids

Fresh nails and chin hairs (shout out to Phong). I was gonna go see me. Jonathan drives dangerous to school. Light but from a hole of darkness. No! Oh okay, I see what you mean! I want me to be celebrated by me. Jonathan’s gonna start bringing bad news. Chance’s Dance Hall prices. Plus, Savannah Ellis doesn’t disappoint. 

Tara thinks we’re fighting. The miseducation of a child actor. Dr. Bible. Jonathan forgot he waited. I laughed so hard at me. No way they’re saving it. I don’t feel like doing that. Errand hangs. Tara ups her fake-answer game. Plus, Savannah is re-saving herself. 

Ummm when I created the podcast? GSD (clean). I cannot help this person’s mom. Would you cuddle Evan Pittfield? Taylor exposes Jonathan’s prayer for the well wish that it was. Jesus was one day old when Sterling found him. Rick Warren: a love story. Church is Hooters. Don’t act like I started out this show like some foolish little boy. Something + not nothing = astounding. Jonathan said it but didn’t mean to. Keep half, you’re still a good person. White people, washcloths, and dirty legs. Plus, STERLING WAS A F****** JUGGALO. 

Let’s talk about my shirt. My glasses are blue. Roast v. Rib. That’s actually a good story that I just made up. We in no way support Sterling’s views on the Ying Yang Twins. Cross-checking senses. Accent nail. Waffles and spaghetti. Unseasoned casseroles with raisins. That Bible slaps. I like how you just wear whatever. Plus, I pull from memories and remember patterns.  

Poddfuturecast. Callings. Singing fr fr. It never occurred to me that I might stop. Living room funny. Oh, this is what it’s (not) going to be! Repetition. Out of your sorrow. Things people don’t say. Curveball trivia! All ten plagues. Plus, he didn’t get the job. 

Trying something new. Jonathan, the Creator. Not ON an 8th grader. Jordan’s near miss. Keep your self-sabotage to yourself. I apologize for being professional. Never far away. Can’t say no to Nana. Every meal? Tara’s mom makes a deal. Jordan’s dad refuses to sing. Gospel plagiarism. Horizontal relationships. Pascal’s wager. Plus, do yourself a favor on June 30. 

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This accidentally special Kendrick-centric episode happens to be dropping a day before the long-awaited new album, Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers, which hadn’t yet been announced when the episode was recorded. It was a while ago. Get over it. Grow up. Plus, a guy makes pancakes. 

It only looks like side eye. Is God dope? Church hurt. I just choked on my own story. Pressing hair, ironing ribbons, white shoes, and Soul Train. What are you doing outside of the walls? Vacant. How dare you, Black woman? INVITED TO THE COOKOUT. A list of just accusations. Think about it overnight and remain silent. The record needs no correction. I’m over you. A quality pre-owned Mazda. Plus, Tara wins. Fine. There. I said it. Happy?