Are ancient tombs actually teleportation stargates that transport the body and soul to the afterlife? Did ancient aliens give our ancestors instructions on how to build these doorways to eternity? Were the huge sarcophagi in Saqqara actually meant to trap the sacred Apis Bull’s remains so that these monstrous divine creatures couldn’t wreak havoc on Egypt after their demise? Does the fact that all cultures, both primitive and modern, believe in life after death and funerary rituals mean that advanced extraterrestrials were worldwide teachers that wanted us to find them after our corporeal forms were shed? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have all the answers...or perhaps just some really really really really really really strong feelings about these questions so that people will believe them just so they stop repeating themselves this episode! Steve and Joey are here to probe deep and talk all things Halloween, helicopter pilots, and the love that can only be found with a cockney accent mixing with an Irish accent and turning into pirate accent! Let’s PROOOOOOOOOBE into these dark and spooky gateways to heaven itself!

Was Albert Einstein's unique brain simply a product of evolutionary mutation...or did Aliens give him access to the otherworldly sources of knowledge like the Akashic Record? How was his 76 year old brain as healthy as a man half his age at the time of his death? Was Einstein perhaps imbued with extra terrestrial DNA? How do geniuses like Einstein, Tesla, Socrates and Da Vinci just "come up" with their society-altering ideas without the help of some supernatural force? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have aaaaaaaaall the answers of course, just like the do every week - saving the best for this big Season 4 Finale! And, just like they do every week, Joey and Steve are here to probe big gaping holes into their "evidence." As always, they insert themselves with love and a funny vibe that the whole family can enjoy. So pull up a chair to that old timey radio and let's PROOOOOOOOOOBE directly into Einstein's factor!

Do the Ancient Aliens that visited early man for centuries come from Orion's Belt? Why do so many ancient cultures like Babylon and Egypt obsess over three of the brightest stars in the night sky? Why do so many religious creation myths center around the gods coming from Orion? Did the pharaohs of Egypt use the Pyramids as a star gate to travel to Orion...aka the home of the gods? Orion seems to be the connective tissue between disparate cultures thousands of miles apart - so why do they all love it so darn much?! Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists must have concrete evidence to unravel this mystery...right? Steve and Joey Probe deep into this one, as well as more important questions: like the origin of Sonic the Hedgehog and his fascination with delicious chili dogs. Let's proooooooooooooooobe under Orion's belt buckle and get into what makes that big guy tick once and for all!

Is the Great Pyramid at Giza actually a hydro-chemical power plant that shoots microwaves out of it's mysterious shafts? Are all the Obelisks around the world a part of a vast power network that pre-dates Nikolai Teslas wireless Power Towers? Did ancient man harness the power of stone and conductive minerals to power ancient tools to build the mind-boggling megaliths that dot the planet...flying in the face of mainstream archaeological theories? Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they have the answers, and they say it with such conviction that you HAVE to think otherwise...right? Steve and Joey might just think otherwise, but they'll let their amulets...and intuition...guide them toward the truth. Let's prooooooobe our inner selves and let some gas out of our own internal combustion chambers to make room for Alien Power Plants...now with more Fiber and Vitamin C!

Is the government covering up proof that aliens exist? Are top-ranking officials hiding evidence that extra terrestrials have been in contact with world leaders for decades? Was the monotheistic Pharaoh Akhenaten erased from Egypt's past for his rebellious rule? Does the Rendelsholm Forest cover up finally get to see the light of day since Ancient Aliens first gave the airman involved a voice to the viewers back in 2010? Ancient Astronaut researchers...say yes. But what do Steve and Joey say? Do Tsoukalous, Bara, Childress and the gang offer proof of these "gub'ment" coverups? Do they reveal the truth to us terrestrial television tourists, breaking apart all governments and changing the course of history and the world forever thanks to proving that aliens exist and are among us? The fact that this episode was allowed on the air should answer that question, but let's proooooooobe deep into these coverups anyway - get your tinfoil hats ready!

Are ancient pyramids really massive power plants? How did cultures thousands of miles apart build such similar shapes with supposedly no contact? Is the Chinese government hiding dozens of ancient pyramids holding the Terracotta Warriors and other unknown treasures? Why is Khufu’s body nowhere to be found in the pyramid that shares his name? What is the true purpose of ancient pyramids, and what secrets do they hold? Well our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure have a lot of thoughts on these pointy little bastards and they use this episode to explain how pyramids could time travel, create radiation shields, send you off to our alien overlords, and how some mountains are actually man made pyramids with trees and stuff hiding their real purpose! Do they have facts to back it up?! ...Not really! But Steve and Joey sure have a great time poking...and probing...holes in their logic and the lack thereof. Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOBE into these polygonal paradises we call…pyramids.

Did ancient aliens genetically create the dinosaurs for some grand biological experiment? Was the giant asteroid that destroyed them actually a directed attack to destroy their creation to make way for more intelligent life on Earth? Did dinosaurs exist side-by-side with ancient man? Did a handful of species survive their cataclysmic demise as portrayed in carvings at Ankor Wat and the on the Ica Stones? No...no they didn’t, because the ones that survived evolved into fucking birds and reptiles just like Jurassic Park taught us 25 fucking years ago! But Tsouks, Childress, Coppens and the gang take a psuedo-Creationist stance throughout this dino-tastic episode, trying to explain how these horrific giant eating machines would have somehow not eaten every hominid they saw in a matter of seconds and that humans could have just hunted them down. There’s a lot more to unpack, and a lot more feathery FUDGE to unpack in this super speculative episode - so let’s take a speculum to that dino-b’hole and PROOOOOOBE deep into aliens and dinosaurs!

Are gods just humans from the future who traveled back in time to create themselves in the remote past? Are the infamous Grey aliens simply hyper-evolved humans from the future...or perhaps another dimension, or both? Does Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity give rise to stargates, wormholes, and other opens for advanced “future people” to cyclically fulfill their own evolutionary destiny? Did the Nazis invent a real time machine with their secret “Bell” project? If you ask our plucky ancient astronaut theorists...then the answer is a resounding YES! But if you ask Joey & Steve, they’ll point out some might big plot holes in the story that Tsouks, Childress and the gang are unfolding. They’ll discuss if it’s right for Einstein’s hard work to be twisted to answer the Ancient Alien Questions...plus the typical and hunger-inducing prolapse talk we all cherish. Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Time Travelers!

Did Leonardo DaVinci leave secret messages in his paintings? As a youth, was he visited by aliens and given secret scientific knowledge...knowledge that he based his super-advanced inventions on? Why was DaVinci so secretive - so much so that we have no idea why he spent the last 16 years of his life on a single, seemingly ordinary portrait: the Mona Lisa. Did you know that DaVinci wasn't actually the first to codify some of his designs like the Helicopter, the Underwater Breathing apparatus, and the Tank, but actually followed a German named Talhoffer from early in the 15th century? And of course, our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have aaaaaaaaall the accurate answers for us and don't base anything they claim in pure speculation...right? RIIIIIIIIGHT?! Let's prooooooooobe deep inside DaVinci...Renaissance style! (meaning no vaseline, of course)

Is Bigfoot really an alien being? Is Sasquatch simply a leftover hominid created by the Annunaki? Are the Yeti a sad relic of an alien hybridization program abandoned for a better result...namely: home sapiens?! Our minds, and of course, colons are blown by the possiblity that Bigfoots are all around us: warping through dimensions; crawling around a subterranean pan-American tunnel system, causing really bad fart smells and whistling or roaring, depending on who you ask. Let's proooooooooooobe into this virtually fact-free episode and join Linda Howe, Childress, Tsouks, and (the return of) cryptozoologist Franklin Reuhl to speculate on how just maybe maybe MAYBE maybe...this is where Harry and the Hendersons really came from!