Xander Harris just wants to be cool. But what is his thing? He’s tried watching girls while they change, cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend, and generally not taking responsibility for his fragile masculinity. Nothing has worked! Then he gets a car and some zombie friends, and suddenly, things are turning up Xander. So of course the world is ending.

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• … NOT slandering Xander, for once!

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Bullying, death

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Happy new year from the Prophecy Girls! We put out the call for questions and you asked in droves. Listen to our answers on everything from casting a reboot to who we would blaze it with (but isn’t that obvious?). Most importantly, discover how poorly we pronounce your name!

Spoilers ahead!

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• Best villains, arcs, and other highlights of the show

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Once upon a time, another Stephenie was also obsessed with vampires. Sexy vampires that glitter! But not so sexy you’d actually have sex with them before marriage, because that’s wrong. This Stephenie wrote a book that became a movie that became a phenomenon known as the Twilight series. The plot? Girl meets boy, boy is a bloodsucking fiend, boy has to help girl flee other bloodsucking fiends who aren’t good vegetarians like him. Truly a tale as old as time.

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• The metric tonne of pretty privilege at work here

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Blood, immolation, sexual harassment

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The Watchers’ Council woke up this morning and chose violence. Literally. While Buffy is dreaming of ice shows with daddy, Daddy Giles injects her with a suspicious substance. Coincidentally, Buffy’s powers begin to wane. It’s all part of a plan to test the Slayer by sending her into a deadly situation de-powered and utterly betrayed. Worst. Birthday present. Ever.

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• The betrayal of fathers, biological and otherwise

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Drug use (forced), kidnapping, sexual harassment, torture

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Joyce’s attempt support Buffy’s Slaying by bringing her dinner in a bag is cut short by the discovery of two murdered children. Scarred, Joyce creates an army of moms to take back Sunnydale from the witches and Slayers. And if she and Willow’s mom have to burn their daughters at the stake to do that, well, that’s a small price to pay for avenging the deaths of these two children no one had ever seen before.

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• We learn Willow’s mom’s name rather quickly!

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Bullying, child death

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year … to feel guilty about murdering hundreds of people over the course of your undead lifetime. At first Angel tries to deal with this on his own, but when Buffy gets involved via her dreams, she and the rest of the Scoobies resolve to help him. Something is amplifying Angel’s guilt, and whatever it is won’t rest until Angel succumbs to his evil within … or takes himself out of the picture, forever.

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• Buffy can’t pull off baby bangs. No one can.

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Sexual assault, suicide ideation/attempted suicide

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Cordelia is back and she’s over Xander Harris. So over him that she definitely isn’t pretending to kiss other boys or talking about him constantly. Eventually, she talks to the wrong (or right?) person, new girl Anya who shares Cordy’s love for designer labels but also happens to be a demon out to grant wishes of revenge. Cordelia’s wish that Buffy had never come to Sunnydale catapults her through the looking glass into a twisted version of her hometown … and Xander and Willow are still into each other! This girl cannot catch a break.

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• So you’re just going to leave that demon corpse there?

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Bullying, mechanical exsanguination, neck snapping, torture

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It’s your boy, Spike, back in town to wreak havoc and … feel sorry for himself? That’s right, the bad boy has been reduced to emo boy after being dumped by Dru. Circumstances conspire to cause him to kidnap Xander and Willow in the hopes that Willow can cast a love spell that brings Dru back to him. The clock is ticking for Angel and Buffy to find her friends—but Cordelia and Oz beat them to it, with devastating consequences.

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• We just love that Spike is back

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Body horror, traumatic injury

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Why is Buffy’s hair so big? It’s full of secrets! Buffy has secrets, Willow has secrets, Xander has secrets but doesn’t mind exposing others’ for fun and profit. When Buffy’s secrets come out, it rocks the Scoobies. If that isn’t enough to deal with, Faith’s new Watcher has arrived, eager to criticize everyone and get her hands on a magical glove. Friendships strain, Slayers battle, and Angel finally finds a shirt.

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• Gwendolyn Post comes in hot and leaves no survivors

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The marching jazz band, Sunnydale High’s last hope for championship glory, needs new uniforms, and that means it’s time to sell chocolate bars! Buffy chafes under yet another duty added to her oversupervised, overscheduled life when she would rather be watching a shirtless Angel. But then the adults in Sunnydale start acting more like Buffy than, well, Buffy herself. As she and the Scoobies try to figure out what’s happening, Buffy discovers two things: it’s no fun being the most mature person in the room, and she does not want to know where her mom got those handcuffs.

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• Stephanie is an old and cranky white woman at heart

Trigger warnings

Ableism, substance use

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