Pseudo-Archaeology

It’s time for yet another old school classic! Today’s topic is the Dendera “light,” which is a carved image on the side of an Egyptian temple that looks like a light bulb. Did ancient Egyptians have electric light bulbs? The full, correct answer to this question is transcribed in capital letters here: “OF COURSE THEY DIDN’T. PLEASE STOP BULLSHITTING ME.”

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/147

• Wikipedia entry on Dendera Light

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It’s Amelia Earhart time! What happened on that fateful day of July 2, 1937? We’ve always been pretty sure that Earhart crashed somewhere near Howland Island, but new evidence may make us VERY sure that Earhart crashed somewhere near Howland Island! Unlike most of our stories on this channel, this one actually has some real data that is being analyzed using good scientific protocol. Imagine that!

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/146

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
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Continuing on with the whole “I listen to my listeners so I am a good person” situation, this week I’m covering Helena Blavatsky. Beyond the fact that several of you have asked for this one, I myself have been super curious about Helena Blavatsky, as her name crops up whenever you take a stroll in the Pseudoarchaeology universe. Of course, if your name is “Helena Blavatsky” then membership in the occult is required.

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/145

Contact

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I want you to know that I listen to you. As proof, tonight I’m covering the writer H.P. Lovecraft and his relationship to the Pseudoarchaeology world because a listener suggested it! See, I care (Also I’m a huge sci-fi nerd).

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/144

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
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Malta is an island in the Mediterranean that is super far away from everything else in the Mediterranean. On this island, there are some temples that were made over five thousand years ago by the farmers that lived on the island. They used some pretty big stones to make them. There is also a cave there where they buried some bodies.

I would label this as “super easy to understand.” Not everyone feels like I do. Prepare yourself for fake dates, alignments that don’t align to anything, and an entire classroom of children that not only disappeared, but never existed in the first place…

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/143

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
• Blog: Kinkella Teaches Archaeology

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Continuing our fruitful discussion on famous geological formations that were not made by humans and don’t mean anything, I thought we’d take a cruise down the Bimini Road, AKA “The Stones of Atlantis.” Located in the Bahamas, this pile of stones is the big brother to last week’s pile of stones, the Yonaguni Submarine Ruins. Which one is stupider? YOU DECIDE.

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/142

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
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Deep below the waves in southern Japan, surrounded in mystery and intrigue, there lies a pile of stones. But wait, is this just any pile of stones? The answer is yes, it is just any pile of stones.

Transcripts

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/141

• Carl Feagans Yonaguni article

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
• Blog: Kinkella Teaches Archaeology

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The main event has happened! Real archaeologist Flint Dibble takes on pseudoarchaeologist Graham Hancock in a battle royale on the Joe Rogan Podcast, and lucky for us all I am here to provide the color commentary.

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/140

• Flint Dibble Sapiens article
• Flint Dibble and Graham Hancock on The Joe Rogan Experience

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
• Blog: Kinkella Teaches Archaeology

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Is the USS Hornet the most haunted ship in America? No! How do I know this? Because my dad said so, and he should know because he worked on it for years! Also because while there’s no such thing as ghosts, tourist dollars are definitely real.

Transcripts

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/139

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
• Blog: Kinkella Teaches Archaeology

• APN Website: https://www.archpodnet.com
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For today, we are diving into a deep, dark abyss of the truly stupid. All I can say is that I am truly sorry, because your good sense, happiness, and faith in the human race are guaranteed to be destroyed by the Lost Continent of Mu. You have been warned.

Transcripts

• For rough transcripts of this episode go to https://www.archpodnet.com/pseudo/138

• Wikipedia page on James Churchward

• Kinkella Teaches Archaeology (Youtube)
• Blog: Kinkella Teaches Archaeology

• APN Website: https://www.archpodnet.com
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