Kristen takes Lume down the rabbit hole of a new segment - Riddle Me F*cking This - a "choose your own adventure" dating scenario that has them both feeling some type of way. (Spoiler alert, watch your words people!) They also respond to some fan comments.

After Kristen highlights a new move that occurred in the dating apps, this week is all about something near and dear to Lume's heart; ghosting. How many days marks ghosting territory? Why do men and women ghost?? Are people really that "busy" in quarantine??? Are read receipts the ultimate mind game or actually helpful, and is it more rude to hit the iMessage reaction button instead???? Is Kristen a habitual "ghoster" or just misunderstood?

Spoiler alert... There were a lot of mistakes made. Most importantly... Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT become an accidental catfish by using 5 year old pictures that look nothing like you!!!! The Quarantings crew discusses Kristen's first dating app based date since the pandemic begun.

Apps have a BAD rep... let's break down the ACTUAL pros and cons, yes? (Spoiler: you'll get more play with less game)

You know that thing where a person knows their partner is running around on 'em, and they just... stay?

We interrupt our regularly scheduled episodes to remind you that it's times like these (week-long-elections) that you should really be calling up your designated hitter, your Nelson Cruz, off the bench for a rage hook-up. Life changing.

Miss group-pic-with-hot-friends-no-telling-which-one-is-you ...

Mister American-flag-swim-trunks-holding-a-handle-of-vodka ...

... or the classic: Miss sunglasses AKA Mister-hide-yourself.

Pick your poison...

Is there an automatic swipe left? This episode is all about the dating apps and do's and don'ts one should take the approach when using them!

Also Lume tries the Travis Scott burger and the crew discusses how Maya Moore got herself a man out of jail.

Spppoooookyyy szn is upon us... so here's a preview episode in tribute to Lume's favorite holiday. Buckle in as Kristen and Lume discuss slutty costumes, cold weather considerations (we're in Minneapolis after all!), zombie hookups, and all things Halloween.