Hola, Spain! You voted, we listened—and this week, we’re heading to the land of tapas, Gaudí, and gay beaches to reveal the Top 5 Cities in Spain for Gay Retirees!

From Malaga's chill beach vibes to Barcelona’s big gay energy, we’re breaking down:

• 🌈 The LGBTQ+ scene in each city
• 💸 Rent and cost of living
• 🏳️‍🌈 Our Queer Money® Retirement Rating
• And, of course, our favorite perks (hi, Bear Week in Sitges 🐻💦)

Spoiler alert: You can see Africa from your house, and yes, the best paella is in Valencia.

Whether you're dreaming of mañana mornings or plotting your fabulous early retirement, this is your Spanish gaycation starter pack. 🌴💃

🎧 Episode 592 is brought to you by PensionBee—helping you consolidate those old 401(k)s so you can plan your Happy Gay Retirement with ease. 🐝

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Next up: Mexico! But for now… stay fabulous. ✨

• 🗣️ Pro tip: Don’t be that American - Want the full Spanish fantasy? Learn the language. It’s sexy and respectful.
• 🏖️ Malaga = sun, culture, and cheap rent—but bring your Spanish dictionary - This coastal cutie is wallet-friendly, but English isn’t widely spoken. Time to practice those rolling R’s!
• 🍊 Valencia is laid-back luxe - It’s giving: beachy, artsy, and unapologetically queer—with fewer crowds and more charm than the big cities.
• 🎨 Madrid has it all—museums, parks, nightlife, and Pride with a capital P - Just watch for some recent political shade trying to dim its sparkle.
• Sitges is cute and uber gay - the small beachside town south of Barcelona where we gayed it up for three months in 2019
• 🏙️ Barcelona is big, bold, and fabulously gay - You’ll pay more for the privilege, but the culture, community, and queer life? Chef’s kiss.

• 0:00 - Intro - Don't be that American
• 0:25 - Malaga - Affordable and expat-friendly
• 2:13 - Valencia - Gorgeous and big
• 4:30 - Madrid - Packed with gays, the capital in the center of the country and hot, hot hot
• 6:52 - Sitges - The gay mecca of Europe and host of International Bear Week every September
• 9:37 - Barcelona - Arts, culture, beaches and a gay nightlife to please just about any gay

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We’re getting real about what’s actually draining your retirement savings—and no, it’s not just brunch and bad decisions (though we’ll get there). First up: hookup culture. Apps like Grindr have us chasing dopamine hits instead of dividends, making it harder to think long-term when instant gratification is just a swipe away.

Next, let’s talk designer drama. From the outside, it’s giving “fabulous,” but inside the bank account? It’s giving “maxed out.” The pressure to flex with luxury brands can lead to spending that’s more about validation than value.

And finally, we’re unpacking the emotional baggage—guilt, shame, and that quiet voice saying we should be further along by now. Spoiler: You’re not alone.

Let’s ditch the shame, ditch the scarcity, and start building the fabulous future we deserve. 💅

• Swipe now, stress later. That instant gratification life? Cute in the moment, brutal for your retirement account.
• Silence = sabotage. Shame keeps a lot of gay men from talking about money—and that silence is costing us our futures.
• Label who? The obsession with luxury is serving looks—but also serving financial stress. That Gucci bag won't fund your golden years.
• Hookups cost more than cab fare. Casual flings might be fun, but they can seriously mess with your mental health and your money mojo.
• Keeping up with the Instagays? The pressure to be polished and perfect is pricey—and it’s stealing cash from your long-term goals.
• Opportunity cost is real, babe. Every dollar and minute you spend now is one less toward your dream retirement villa in Sitges.

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In this first-ever global edition of our Gay Cities Series, we're heading to the land of maple syrup, mounties, and mild manners — but don’t let the politeness fool you. Canada is fierce when it comes to welcoming LGBTQ+ retirees.

From coastal charm in Halifax to queer-friendly arts in Victoria, we’re dishing on the top 5 Canadian cities where affordability, healthcare, and inclusivity meet. We’re rating each destination using our brand-new Queer Money® Retirement Rating, giving you a smarter way to choose where to live your next, best chapter.

• Windsor has mild winters, a killer view of Detroit, and rent that won’t melt your retirement budget.
• Calgary skips the sales tax and delivers majestic mountains and queer community spirit.
• Halifax is slow, sweet, and secretly one of Canada’s most affordable queer hubs.
• Victoria brings beachy vibes and progressive energy, if your wallet can handle it.
• Ottawa scores big with healthcare, green space, and Pride that pops.

🏳️‍🌈 Whether you're planning your next move or just manifesting it, this episode delivers the data — and the drama — so you can plan a retirement that’s as fabulous as you are.

👉 Plus: Find out which countries we’re covering next, and get access to our Queer Money® Retirement Card at QueerMoneyPodcast.com/cities

Listen now and start planning your fabulous foreign future. Because if you're gonna retire, make it queer, eh?

• 0:00 - Intro
• 0:32 - Windsor
• 3:00 - Calgary
• 6:20 - Halifax
• 7:26 - Victoria
• 9:12 - Ottawa
• 10:32 - Wrap up

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On this week’s Queer Money, we’re serving up some real talk with a side of glitter.✨ We're diving into the fabulous façade many LGBTQ+ folks feel pressured to maintain—and asking the hard question: is your bank account living its truth, or is it buried under a pile of maxed-out credit cards and designer receipts?

Take our juicy little quiz to find out whether you’re financially fierce or financially faking it. 💁‍♂️ Along the way, we unpack why so many of us feel like we have to look rich, even when we’re barely scraping by. Spoiler: capitalism, trauma, and queer culture have some explaining to do.

But don’t worry—we’re not here just to spill the tea. We’re dishing up strategies to help you stop pretending and start planning for the kind of wealthy life that’s actually fabulous (not just filtered). 🌈💰

Tune in, take the quiz, and let’s trade in the shame for something that shines.

• ✨ Financial authenticity is the new black - We’re ditching the performative wealth and embracing real money talk—because pretending to be rich is soooo last season.
• 💅 Yes, you can live fabulously—but let’s keep it financially honest - We’re talking glitter and grounding. You deserve a lifestyle that feels good and makes sense for your wallet.
• 📝 Take the quiz, boo - We’ve got a fun (but kinda eye-opening) quiz to help you clock your financial habits—and maybe uncover some truths you've been ducking like a Grindr ghoster.
• 🗣️ It’s time we normalize queer money convos - Money stress shouldn’t be a secret shame. Let’s make it a community conversation—like Drag Race recaps, but with spreadsheets.
• 📊 Track your spending like you track your steps (or your ex) - Start with a simple budget. Essentials + savings = the real glow-up.
• 💸 Build that flex fund, honey - Because life throws shade and unexpected bills. A flex fund is your financial fan for when things get hot.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 1:12 - Fabulous Quiz
• 4:10 - Why is it so expensive to be gay?
• 7:02 - Money moves to be financially fierce
• 10:06 - What's next

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This Ever wonder how LGBTQ icons like Anderson Cooper, RuPaul, and Elton John went from fabulous to filthy rich? On this episode of Queer Money, we spill the financial tea on how these legends stacked their coins—with side hustles, savvy real estate moves, and unapologetically owning their brand. From primetime news desks to the main stage of Drag Race, they’ve turned their queer power into powerhouse portfolios.

We’re not just gagging over their glam—we’re breaking down the money moves you can actually steal (the legit kind) to build your own wealth. Because financial freedom isn’t just fierce—it’s a form of resistance. So tune in, get inspired, and remember: the goal isn’t just to get rich, it’s to lift the whole damn community while you do it.

• ✨ Anderson, Ru, and Elton didn’t just get lucky—they made bold, brilliant money moves (and looked fabulous doing it).
• 💼 Side hustles, real estate, and brand power aren’t just for celebs—you can werk them too.
• 💖 Building wealth isn’t just about balling out—it’s about lifting up your queer fam along the way.
• 🔥 Financial freedom? It’s not only fierce. It’s revolutionary.
• 💸 Take a page from their playbook and start stacking your own glam-filled coins.

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In this episode, we get real about financial anxiety—that all-too-familiar spiral of dread that hits your gut when you check your bank account. But here's the twist: it’s often not about the dollars—it’s about the drama behind them. 💅

We kick things off with a heartfelt question from our listener Mark, who shares how financial fear keeps creeping in, even when things look okay on paper. From there, we break down five fierce, practical steps to stop letting money anxiety run the show. Think gratitude, journaling, support systems—and no, not just retail therapy.

Because healing your relationship with money isn’t just smart—it’s radical, it’s queer, and it’s fabulous.

• ✨ In our first questions episode of the year, we dive headfirst into one of the most common struggles in our community—financial anxiety—and how to kick it to the curb.
• 💸 We unpack the difference between real money problems and the emotional drama we carry around cash—because sometimes it’s not your budget, it’s your baggage.
• 🧠 You’ll learn five doable, feel-better steps to ease money anxiety—starting with practicing gratitude and getting mindful (don’t worry, no incense required).
• 📊 A jaw-dropping 93% of folks in our community told us they struggle with financial decision-making. So no, babe, it’s not just you.
• 🧍‍♂️ David gets personal with stories of how early money trauma still haunts our financial mindset today (we’re talking deep-rooted, generational stuff).
• 💞 And finally, we remind you that healing your money story doesn’t have to be a solo act—build your money squad and lean on your people.

• 00:22 - Overcoming Financial Anxiety
• 00:51 - Understanding Financial Anxiety and Its Origins
• 09:24 - Overcoming Financial Anxiety: Steps to Take
• 12:32 - Strategies for Managing Financial Anxiety
• 16:32 - Overcoming Financial Anxiety: Practical Tips

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In this episode, we’re breaking down the real price of trading sweatpants for slacks. From $18 salads to skyrocketing childcare and grooming costs, heading back to the office could be draining your bank account by nearly $3,000 a month. But wait—there’s more! We’re spilling the tea on who really benefits from RTO (spoiler: it’s not you). From big biz to real estate moguls, we unpack the money trail behind the push to fill those cubicles. If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Is this desk job worth the dry cleaning bill?”—this one’s for you.

• The RTO economy is giving Real Housewives drama—everyone's got a stake, from your boss to the billionaire behind the office lease
• Between gas, grub, grooming, and a sitter, going back to the office can cost more than Tay-tay floor seats
• Your neighborhood café and dry cleaner miss your weekday meltdown lattes—local businesses are as thirsty for your return as you are for the hot barista behind the counter
• Know the hidden costs so you don’t end up broke and bitter—negotiate benefits like you're Olivia Pope in Prada
• Office buildings are the clingy exes of the economy—they need you back to feel whole again
• Perks like transit stipends and childcare credits may be buried in your HR handbook like an Easter egg—go on a treasure hunt, baby

• 00:06 – Sweatpants to Pay Pants: The Cost of Comfort
• 00:16 – Who’s Really Profiting from Your Office Comeback?
• 06:11 – Desk Jobs & Dollar Signs: The RTO Ripple Effect
• 09:39 – Latte Gaps & Local Crashes: Pandemic Fallout IRL
• 12:04 – Office Life on a Budget: Slay, Don’t Pay
• 13:32 – HR Secrets: Unlocking the Perks You Deserve

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The stock market’s throwing a fit again—cue the dramatic music and the ghost of 1930s-style tariffs. But before you clutch your pearls and cash out your 401(k), let’s talk strategy. On this episode of Queer Money, we break down what all this market chaos actually means for your retirement dreams—and why it’s not the time to panic.

We're serving up calm, clarity, and a reminder that emotional investing is so last season. Selling in a panic? That just locks in your losses and wrecks your long-term glam plan. Instead, we spill the tea on why keeping those retirement contributions flowing—rain or shine—is the best way to build true wealth.

Because here’s the truth: retirement should be a well-planned runway strut, not a frantic sprint in heels during a hurricane.

• ✨ Don’t sell in a snit - Panic selling when the market dips is like breaking up with your sugar daddy during a minor disagreement—it might feel right in the moment, but you’ll miss the long-term benefits. Hold steady and don’t lock in those losses.
• ✨ Keep those contributions coming, honey - Whether you’re 25 or 65, consistency is key. Retirement investing isn’t a short fling—it’s a committed relationship. Keep funding those accounts, even when the market feels like it’s ghosting you.
• ✨ History’s got your back (and your portfolio) - Markets have been drama queens before—wars, recessions, scandals—but they always bounce back. Think of downturns as the messy middle of a glow-up montage.
• ✨ Check your financial feng shui - Now’s a great time to review your portfolio. Is your asset mix aligned with your risk vibe and retirement goals? If not, it might be time for a little financial redecorating.

• 00:01 - The Gala Event Dilemma
• 00:39 - The Impact of Tariffs on the Stock Market
• 02:57 - Understanding Market Corrections and Bear Markets
• 06:41 - Strategies for Portfolio Management During Volatility
• 07:45 - Rebalancing Your Portfolio Strategies

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Retirement isn’t just about the dollars—it’s about designing a life of freedom, security, and fierce self-expression.

In this episode, we’re diving into nine essential money moves every LGBTQ person (especially fabulous folks over 45) should make to retire with confidence, not chaos.

Because let’s face it—only 35% of LGBTQ Americans over 45 feel financially ready for retirement. And we deserve better.

From ditching debt and dodging tax traps to building a “bitch, I’m fine” fund and finding your post-career purpose, we’re breaking down the strategies to help you retire with peace of mind and a little sparkle.

This episode is your mini masterclass in queer retirement prep—with just the right amount of sass, stats, and soul.

💅 Let’s make sure your golden years are as fabulous as you are.

• ✨ Retirement isn’t just about money—it’s about freedom, security, and living life on your terms - You didn’t come this far to live a cookie-cutter life. Retirement should reflect you.
• 📉 Too many LGBTQ Americans are entering retirement feeling unsure and unprepared - Only 35% of us over 45 feel confident about our financial future. We’re here to change that.
• 💰 You need a “Bitch, I’m Fine” fund - That’s your emergency stash—12–24 months of expenses in cash to protect your peace and your portfolio.
• 🩺 Plan your healthcare before you need it - Don’t let surprise medical bills ruin your retirement glow-up. Get ahead of the game now.
• 🧾 Social Security isn’t just a check—it’s a strategy - The right timing can mean thousands more over your lifetime. Know your options, especially if you’re single or partnered without spousal benefits.
• 📂 Simplify, darling - Consolidating your retirement accounts makes managing your money easier and your future clearer. Less paperwork, more peace of mind.

• 00:01 - Understanding Retirement Beyond Finances
• 01:33 - Essential Money Moves for Retirement
• 04:41 - Understanding Retirement Finances
• 08:21 - Navigating Healthcare Options in Retirement
• 10:30 - Navigating Retirement: A New Beginning

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Let’s spill the financial tea, shall we? In this episode, we dive into the sneaky, self-sabotaging habit of self-gaslighting—yes, it’s a thing—and how it’s keeping too many in the LGBTQ community stuck in a cycle of overspending, under-planning, and telling themselves it’s totally fine when it’s anything but.

We’re calling out the little lies we tell ourselves: “I deserve this splurge,” “I’ll save later,” “Debt is just a part of life.” Sound familiar? From lifestyle inflation to credit card quicksand, we break down the psychological traps and societal pressures that trick queer folks into trading long-term stability for short-term fabulousness.

But don’t worry—this isn’t about guilt. It’s about waking up, owning your truth, and making money moves that serve your future self. Tune in for real talk, mindset shifts, and tips to help you stop faking financial security and start building it—for real this time.

• 💸 We're not just budgeting wrong—we're telling ourselves financial fairy tales. Too many LGBTQ folks are self-gaslighting when it comes to money, pretending they’re financially secure while secretly dodging their credit card statements.
• 👠 Champagne taste, ramen budget. The obsession with luxury and looking the part often wins out over actually being financially stable.
• 📸 Instagram ain't real life. A huge number of LGBTQ adults feel the pressure to live big, bold, and bougie because of societal (and social media) expectations. But that curated feed won’t fund your future.
• 🎯 Goals aren’t just for gym bros. Without clear financial targets, it’s way too easy to rack up debt and kiss your long-term savings goodbye.
• 🔥 Self-sabotage in sequins. Impulsive spending may feel fabulous in the moment, but it’s often a sparkly distraction from what really matters—retirement, security, and peace of mind.
• 🤝 Get you a money buddy. Accountability partnerships can turn your financial “oops” into “I got this,” helping you stay aligned with your actual goals—not just your next splurge.

• 00:04 – Setting the Stage (and the Standard) ⏰ - We kick things off with a real talk on how standards of living have gone from “comfortable” to “keeping up with the most filtered gays on Instagram.”
• 01:20 – Gaslighting 101: Girl, You’re Doing It to Yourself 🧠 - We break down the psychology of gaslighting—and how some of us have become expert-level at convincing ourselves that financial chaos is totally normal.
• 04:30 – Pressure Cooker: Queer Edition 😰 - We dig into the emotional weight of financial expectations in the LGBTQ community—and why it’s messing with our mental and money health.
• 08:01 – Professional, Polished, and…Penniless? 💼 - Even the most buttoned-up LGBTQ professionals aren’t immune to the illusion. We get real about income, spending, and the quiet struggles behind that fierce LinkedIn photo.
• 09:21 – Swipe Now, Cry Later 💳 - The illusion of wealth? It’s often backed by credit card debt and a dash of denial. We’re pulling back the curtain on how deep the spending trap goes.
• 11:45 – Get You Some Goals (and a Money Bestie) 🎯 - We wrap it up with how to turn the tide: set clear financial goals, stop gaslighting yourself, and grab an accountability partner who won’t let you shop your retirement away.

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