White nationalists tried to “reclaim America” in Washington DC and somehow got humiliated by basic public transit, clown music, and the entire internet.

In this episode of The Dangerous Ones, Jim Drastic, Tiffany Drastic, and Nick Knudsen break down Patriot Front’s awkward DC march, the comedy of masked “alpha males” needing help with a Metro gate, and why these racist cosplay clubs always look more like a sad khaki flash mob than a political movement.

Plus, we get into the funniest white people phrases, Drewski’s perfect rage bait, and a powerful Dangerous Call of the Day from someone who still believes hope matters, even in the middle of this national dumpster fondue.