Chaos at the Snooker last night, prompts your stories of a hoover saving your bacon. Also, Dave is on for a gym based Rehearsing For The Worst Thing and Oh No! Barney is poorly.

We hear many of your Tom DeLonge impressions, Liv with the desirable nose plays Yesterday’s Quiz and Chloe from Dundee has adopted the Nothing But Thieves song

Presidential James plays WrongUns, Cassyette has found her Bacon Fries and Rupert gets bizzy with the quizzy chasing a 15 point lead.

Nicholas Hoult is here for Sit Down Stand Up and plays an amazing trump card. Plus, The President of The USA sings happy birthday to Patrice’s aunt.

We have listeners Biden their time waiting for the Presidential motorcade, Millie and Rachel are getting very petty and we find out if Best Man Dave did the Zombie Toast?

We have a listener who celebrates a certain time of day, another who likes havin’ a bubble at work and a few others who can be very petty.

Greg goes on a Bacon Fries quest but gets frazzled by the listeners, Mollie King is back to play Top Of The Shops and Ellie Goulding is getting very impersonal.

Munroe joins Greg to chat about their schooldays and play a game of What’s My Age Again. Also, Aileen has been asking a saucy question to Canadians and a farty flypast from a horse appears in Animal News.

Listener Ben has a strange way of keeping his ears warm, a big movie star has been spotted at the bingo, we say goodbye to our favourite sneezy newsreader, Greg turns Saturday Kitchen into a beautiful chaos and What the Dicken’s is going on at the BBC?

Calum Leslie appraises the show’s performance over the last three months, Oré Olukoga is here for WrongUns and Greg is overloaded with Easter eggs.