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This week on Toilet Radio: We know what the you weirdos like. Blood Incantation is gonna be on almost every best-of 2024 list from here to Calcutta. But what of the mainstream? What do the normies listen to? We analyzed the data and found the 22 most streamed rock and/or heavy metal songs on YouTube in the year of our lord 2024. Sure, you can always count on a crummy Bad Omens or a Disturbed song to show up on these lists. But this year we've got a bunch of unpleasant new surprises. Join us as we listen to 22 mainstream hits for your listening pleasure. We've been doing this show every year for quite a while so we can make an educated statement that this is by far the worst year for mainstream music in at least a decade. Prepare yourself.

Music featured on this show:

Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

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This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan break down our favorite songs of 2024. It was a good ass year for goth rock, rockin' death metal, and rockin' in general. We examine our picks and invite you to walk with us, rock with us. Also on this show: more horror stories from the ER, We found the guy behind "all-girl AI metal band" Pink Paradox due to him harassing us way too much, and we talk about some of our other favorite metal moments of the year. If you like any of the music here, stab any of the handy links below to purchase the full record because everything here is a straight up jammer.

Music featured on this show:

Pøltergeist - Children of the Dark

Cemetery Skyline - Violent Storm

Sabïre - Call Me Bastard

Blitzkid - Werwulf 

Chapel of Disease - A Death Though No Loss

Sonja - Discretion for the Generous

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This week on Toilet Radio: Jake E Lee isn’t afraid of anything, including the guy that shot him multiple times. Tim Lambesis was caught on video acting violent and insane towards his wife. He responds by saying that he is a victim and this is is all HER fault, actually. SHOCKING. Sick New World tried to put dozens of bands on a one day fest and pay 10 million dollars to Metallica and Linkin Park. In related news, Sick New World Fest is cancelled. The Dead Boys and Cleopatra Records attempted to get their now-former singer to do vocals that would be replaced by an AI-Stiv Bators. To hell with these robots, man. Finally, Ronnie Radke has an all-time meltdown while streaming Minecraft, is no longer welcome in Austria.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Mean Mistreater –Killer Red

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Rockville, Rockville, U-S-A! This week we're combing through what is now the largest rock and metal fest in the United States - Welcome to Rockville in Daytona, Florida. They've got it all! Hardcore, radio rock, legacy metal, insane clowns, butt rock, and so much more. Join us as we rapid-fire judge about a million and a half bands. Also, Linkin Park is back, and you can read all about it in Dianetics. We're talking about their world tour, new album, and all the opening bands that shredded their credibility for the opportunity. Folks, it's a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Gutless – Beyond the Catacombs

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: As I Lay Dying continues on without any non-Tim Lambesis band members and now Austrian Death Machine, somehow still around, is also left without any non-Tim members. / A study in arrested development, Alien Ant Farm and CKY are beefing! The girls are fighting! / Big anniversary celebrations for Papa Roach and The Phantom Menace remind us that it has been 25 years since childhood ended / We talk about a big tour coming to very small towns featuring nothing but red-blooded American (and Canadian) music pushing some kind of insidious political agenda. Lets dive into 90s radio country / Decapitated have decided, against better judgement, to try touring the US again. Be sure to stretch before lifting that oh-so-heavy pool table. Folks, it's a show.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Gospel Tremors – Solicitor 

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Gospel Tremors - Solicitor

This week on Toilet Radio: Morbid Angel dropped off their own headlining tour to be replaced with I AM MORBID. What the fuck? That's like L.A. Guns being replaced by one of a dozen different active L.A. Guns outfits. Also on this week's show: We got a promotional email for an AI "metal band" that was generated entirely by a greasy fucking nerd typing with one hand. We dive into Pink Paradox and it's disgusting! Also, a fake "occult doom" AI "band" managed to fool a bunch of outfits and hapless Bandcamp purchasers before their forgery was found. Folks, it's a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

In Retrograde – Italian Disco

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We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. This week on Toilet Radio: Election madness! Jon Schaffer managed to get a slap on the wrist for diming out all his Oathkeeper buddies so Iced Earth will surely return soon. As I Lay Dying has completely melted down and it’s all Tim Lambesis’ fault. Warped Tour* has returned and it sucks real bad man. We talk about SHELL SHOCK FEST, an ill-fated local fest that tried to use Kyle Rittenhouse as a star attraction and then immediately went to shit. Finally, we talk about Ash vs. Ronnie Radke in a battle of who sucks more. Folks, it is an episode.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Andy Gillion – Prophecy

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This week: Our final episode of The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular. We're joined by returning champion Shayne Mathis to talk about Demons (1985), a movie about how much fun it is to skip school and go watch horror movies instead. For folks unfamiliar, Demons is a much-beloved Italian zombie flick that features the music of early Motley Crue, Saxon, Accept, and Billy Idol. It also features a much-beloved scene in which a guy rides a dirt bike around a movie theater chopping heads off with a sword. It rules. Join us as we talk about sleazy Italians, hidden horror gems, and big, mainstream coworker heavy metal. Folks, it's a good one. Join us next week as we get back to your regularly scheduled making-fun-of-metal-guys content. Happy Halloween.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

ZORN – GORN

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This week we’re joined by Dave from Earsplit PR and noise-favorites Gridfailure. Dave felt we were having way too much fun with lighthearted horror romps and decided that we need to get grimy and horrifying ASAP with a modern horror classic. We're talking about 2011's SINISTER. Join us as we put on Ethan Hawke's acting sweater to talk about found-footage, black metal antagonists, Boards of Canada, and Ziggy Sobotka in this genuinely evil-ass motion picture. But that's not all, we're also talking about horror sequels, managing promotions for major bands, using found-sound for compositions, and lessons learned across a lifetime in horror and heavy metal. It's a good one. Join us next week as we talk DEMONI with a very special guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Gridfailure – Blades and Arson Instead

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This week we're joined by returning champion Maggie Serota to talk about 2014 action/horror cult classic The Guest. In his follow-up to 2013's You're Next, Adam Wingard imagines The Terminator and Halloween 3 through a lens of CW teen dramas and cocaine-infused beats. Scored by Zombi's Steve Moore, The Guest offers a thrilling soundtrack to go along with the hyperviolence that results when a stranger comes to town and not all is as it seems. Folks, it is a good one. Join us next week as we watch Sinister (2012) with a very special guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:

Annie – Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown)

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