Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death.

Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975) 

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New phone. Who's this?

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.)

Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder

Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019) 

Nov 19 Live Stream: Over the Garden Wall (2014) 

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Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale. 

It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue."

All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12!

Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9!

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Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you!

Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares

Up Next: The Black Phone (2021) 

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A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all.

Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest)

Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier.

Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002) 

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Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father.

Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. )

Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)

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Leave the horse. Take the clown truck.

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie)

Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) 

Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 

LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001) 

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"Where's it at, Monistat?"

Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny

Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962) 

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How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) 

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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king

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