The first year of high school is always the roughest.

Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)

Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse

Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby

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She's my mother's sister's girl.

Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery

Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale

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Everyone has that super annoying little brother.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)

Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse

Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie

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A good plumber is hard to find.

Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)

Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit

Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021

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Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares

Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water

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Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)

Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language

Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961

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The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.

Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death

Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf

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What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)

Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)

Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore

Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha

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Come here and let mommy clean you up.

Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares

Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners

LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous

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I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.

Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)

Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis

Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood

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