Rats In The Gutter

By Sam Te Kani & Johanna CosgroveComedy Society & Culture Relationships

Rats In The Gutter episodes

June 30, 2024 SMAUG
Ep description:
Our (b)rats are back in the studio and if you thought they were over screaming themselves hoarse over the acid green sensation that is Charli’s latest offering - you are sorely mistaken! Additional material includes a history lesson, an elocution lesson and some good old fashioned self referencing indulgence

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42 min
June 12, 2024 SPIRITUAL FECAL SILT
The seasons cleave to Charli XcX and the world is now Brat green! Join Johanna and Sam for a deep dive into THE album of the year (soz Beyonce) with side notes including Andy Cohen’s femme shark tank, the self suck community and Azealia Bank’s extensive dry cleaning requirements.

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37 min
June 05, 2024 “Some people think global warming is a hoax, perpestrated by the Chinese. But I say, show me the receips! Because why would Xi Xin Ping wanna flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? Toooo what end?”
the rats have difficulty centering themselves this week because the world is a gleaming conundrum equal parts pleasure and shiny anguish. So they anchor the only way they know how; talking shit.

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56 min
May 29, 2024 GENDER FLUIDS
is bisexuality a myth? does pussy count as a meal and does it have a smooth finish? this week the rats go deep within themselves to find out where in the binary they live and whether or not identifiers matter when you’re getting properly laid.

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46 min
May 20, 2024 GENDER NEUTRAL XENO-FLAPS
This week the rats cusp extracurricular exhaustion and the ambient horror of a world on fire, while also finding time to assess the particular madness of aged celebrities, consider Jar Jar Pinks as a prescient gender-radical, and wonder at the face-card cost of using Ozempic (with a less than subtle nod to the songstresses of a generation - Creed)
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36 min
May 11, 2024 MULTIPLE NDA’S
against all legal advice, the rats describe some of their extracurricular activities, which they’re forced to do because podcasting is largely pro bono. Also on the table this week—predatory bisexuals, show me that sweet lil peach, Bayonetta’s lycra wedgie, and bastard-Negronis.
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28 min
May 04, 2024 HI, GAY
After a brief work related hiatus - the rats are back in situ with some juicy and shocking personal revelation’s. No spoilers here - tune in and slurp that hot piping tea!
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41 min
April 20, 2024 STILL-LIFE RATS
It’s here—the rats live! Effortlessly eclipsing The Eras Tour as the season's most sought-after ticketed event, Cosgrove and Te Kani set Auckland’s Q Theatre alight with blistering charismas, hard hitting takes on social issues, and a tasteful in memorium for celebrity human trafficking victim Madeline McCann. Utterly unmissable.
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54 min
March 24, 2024 THE SHRILL ART OF FAILURE
the rats try and have a critical conversation about some frankly profound theatre they recently saw together, and are thwarted by a bug in the system. Ironically, said play had themes of failure in art, in life, and the vertigo and grief of ambition giving way to defeat. We like when a theme comes full circle.
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36 min
March 15, 2024 AWARDS SEASON
And so the Oscars are here. It’s difficult to get excited about cinematic glories against the backdrop of genocide and ambient psychological warfare with warmongering zionists. But we try.

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37 min

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Auckland, the Babylon of Australasia. Home to award-winning creatives/ aspiring Jezebels Sam Te Kani and Johanna Cosgrove. Join them as they navigate daily life in a gorgeous South Pacific necropolis…