Rats In The Gutter

By Sam Te Kani & Johanna Cosgrove

Auckland, the Babylon of Australasia. Home to award-winning creatives/ aspiring Jezebels Sam Te Kani and Johanna Cosgrove. Join them as they navigate daily life in a gorgeous South Pacific necropolis ... more

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Rats In The Gutter episodes:

April 01, 2023 Failure
This week Sam and Johanna open pandora’s rancid yet familiar box as they discuss a topic very dear to their hearts - failure! Lowlights include - adult diapers, success paradigms and mini quiches.
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1h 6min
March 23, 2023 Music
If music be the food of love…play on sluts! This week Samuel and Johanna manage to hold it together for 50 minutes discussing the soundtrack to their own delusional lives. Strap in and press play because our hosts are gonna hit you with the good the bad and the emo.
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53min
March 15, 2023 Disasters
When the apocalypse finally arrives the rats and the roaches will be all that’s left to repopulate the proverbial rubble. Or will they? If their own disastrous personal histories are anything to go by, then these rats might find themselves two Darwinian exceptions to the rule.

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48min
March 08, 2023 The Cleanse
This week our hosts don their finest Gwyneth Paltrow yoni eggs and discuss the finer points of what and how to cut things right out of your life. From ghosting to colonics, Sam and Johanna operate on their separate and collective psyches with the precision of a drunk surgeon! Better sliving everyone.
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45min
March 01, 2023 Money
Sam and Johanna dive into one of their beloved shared interests - money. This week our rats crawl out of their gutter to discuss all the things great and terrible they have done for cash and their relationship therewith. From the worst acting jobs of all time to living off $1 samosas to Sam’s “current secret project”, you’ll come for the late stage-capitalism woes and stay for the critical analysis of St Vincents most recent album.
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54min
February 21, 2023 Rage
Samuel and Johanna are back and they are livid! This week the rats unleash their pent up furies, from road rage to seething misanthropy to a gorgeous overnight in a police cell. Stand clear and enjoy.
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53min
January 18, 2023 Celebrity Trash
For the final episode of season one, the pair take a healthy sized leaf out of “That’s Life” magazine and serve up the podcast equivalent of a calorific filibuster. We’re talking trash baby! In the vein of tabloid fodder, our hosts debunk rumors circulating about their own personal lives such as Johanna being a racial fetishiser, or Sam being patient zero for a minor Giardia outbreak circa 2014– before turning their journalistic prowess to pure speculation on select celebrities both here and abroad (with an emphasis on local C & D listers). No one’s safe.

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1h 2min
January 11, 2023 Sex and Love In the Time of Covid
In the vein of flogging a dead horse Cosgrove and Te Kani turn to that elusive pot-o-gold—love. Feeling informed rather than deterred by their own misadventures, the pair generously share their insights on hitting your thirties as a single person in a global pandemic (no thanks to Carrie Bradshaw), reconciling optimism with excessive disappointment, non/monogamy and the mostly het-nonsense lure of relationships.

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49min
January 04, 2023 K Road; A Weary Ode
This episode sees our hosts waxing lyrical on their spiritual and physical home amidst New Zealand’s frequently maligned pleasure-strip Karangahape Rd, having resided in and around the place for a combined thirteen years. With a nod to their shared origin working at Cocos Cantina, the pair dispel hysterical mid-lockdown reporting that the CBD had become NYC in the eighties (blatantly untrue), as well as asking just how queer/depraved the strip remains after an influx of natural wine stores and corporate-friendly eateries. Also, a discussion of K Rd in 2022 wouldn’t be complete without a (slightly nervous) nod to the strip’s own Candyman character, The Whistler.
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48min
December 28, 2022 The Supernatural
In this installment Cosgrove and Te Kani apply their intellectual acumen to the oft explored world of the supernatural, discussing all things paranormal and by internet consensus ‘Otherworldly/Ethereal’. Included topics range from ghosts, tarot reading and their own fraught relationship therewith, astrology as a derided or even trivialised ‘femme’ voice, abuses of magic (not excluding spell casting to sway the outcome of a TAB pokies machine; true story), and aliens!
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51min

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How many episodes does Rats In The Gutter have?

The podcast currently has 132 episodes available.

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