Red State Update

On this week's Red State Update podcast, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about:

Data centers in rural communities and by a damn zoo

Trump's approval rating underwater — why cheatin' is easier than winnin'

Renowned farmer Andy Ogles says homosexuals have no place in America — then blames his staff. And in Nuclear Family Month, no less.

Trump's name comes off the Kennedy Center, but he could tear down the Statue of Liberty if he wanted.

Renowned philosopher Dr. Oz explains the nature of existence and why they're kickin people off Medicaid: Stop bein' sick and get back to work! That's your eat pray love, you dying clods.

Screwworms love that Texas beef. Who don't! Besides James Tallarico. If we told you something called screwworms was Elon Musk's fault, you'd probably say, sure.

Why is the world's first trillionaire so racist? How did Americans turn against billionaires so fast?

Plus: Green dildos, gold horses, 60 minutes,Trump plays the victim in front of farmers, slush fund slushes back, Memphis, McMinnville, Jon Voight

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For twenty years, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap have been yellin' in a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. From Bush-loving good-ol-boys to Trump-hating rednecks, from political satire to hillbilly buffoonery, from drunken Republican grumbling to shrieking woke lectures, it's been a journey and they ain't barely survived it.

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This week, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump's 250th USAnniversary Concert: We hope our old friend Young MC is doing okay. Plus Morris Day and the Time, Purple Rain, The Commodores, Vanilla Ice, Martina McBride, C&C Music Factory, Freedom Williams, and Milli Vanilli.

Trump's White House Money Pit: the UFC stage, the billion-dollar ballroom, the arch, the corrupt and inept reflecting pool job.

Trump's face to appear on new $250 bill

Trump sics DOJ on E. Jean Carroll, election workers in Georgia, anyone who criticizes ICE on Reddit.

Ken Paxton beats John Cornyn in Texas Ken Paxton is corrupt, barely beat impeachment, and is a pdffiles best bud. No wonder Trump likes him! John Cornyn is a spineless weasel. Ted Cruz also.

Stephen Miller is an ugly f*ck Stephen Miller mocks James Tallarico, the Democrats social media mocks Stephen Miller, Katie Miller pretends to take offense.

Plus cyanide bombs, new HUD policies weaken protections for disabled tenants who rely on service animals, SNAP cuts, munitions waste in Iran. Do we have a peace deal yet? Ain't we had like eight?

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In this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about:

• "He's My Butthole": Why people stick by Trump even when they know he's a crook.
• Have you been injured by weaponization after a violent attempted overthrow of the US government? Even in imaginary ways? You may be eligigle for some of this horse hockey. Trump created a nearly $2 billion "slush fund" for January 6th rioters, allies, crooks, cronies, runnin' buddies, and goons. That money ain't slushin' anywhere but straight into Trump's pockets.
• Also Trump and his family can't ever be audited again. Sure! Why not.
• JD Vance is lookin' for fraud in all the wrong places.
• Nashville gets the 2030 Super Bowl after a well-publicized week of Tennessee GOP tryin' their best to make Black Tennesseans' votes count as little as possible.
• Farmer bankruptcies up, Trump admin squeezing SNAP and SSI
• Ebola, Hantavirus, Bezos, and other diseases enveloping the earth
• Trump endorses Paxton
• Trump's poll numbers sink, even among Republicans.
• Are high gas prices "peanuts?"
• Nvidia, stock market manipulation, and more Trump corruption
• Ballroom Bimbos: Don't worry, it'll grow on you.

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On this week's Red State Update, Jackie & Dunlap yell about corruption (Trump), conmen (Trump), and d*ck doctors.

Trump Goes to China, coins "Dumocrats"

Trump doesn't worry about american's financial pain "not even a little bit. I don't think about americans' financial situation."

Trump settled (with himself?) to drop 10 billion lawsuit against the IRS to instred launch a 1.7B fund for his buds, including January 6thers and other criminals, conmen, and reprobates.

Trump's reflecting pool remodel reflects corruption, ineptitude and dumbassery.

Vance's anti-fraud task force shuts down Medicaid funding to Blue States, says there's a lot of fraud in the federal government. "It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government." LOL!

Trump's executive assistant Natalie Harp brings in stacks of printed-out pro-Trump and racist memes for Trump to approve before she posts it all online, with no approval from staff or national security officials. Obama apes? Trump Jesus? Blame her.

Mike Johnson says congress only makes $223k a year, let 'em do some insider trading so they can buy shoes for their kids.

Knoxville Bans Roots. Tennessee author Alex Haley's book Roots, cultural juggernaut and winner of the Pulitzer winner, banned by Knox County Schools.

Chud the Builder: Racist murderous online "personality" arrested in Clarksville, TN.

Tennessee Speaker Cameron Sexton removed Democrats from committees and subcommittees for protesting redistricting.

Andy Ogles: My kid has nightmares that dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden

FDA Commisioner Marty Makary resigns? over flavored vapes

"1 in 3 Americans is underbabied," says Dr. Oz, as he and RFK Jr. obssess over teen sperm counts.

Kash Patel watching George Strait on either your dime or some crooks' dime that the FBI won't never investigate now

Plus Howard Lutnick, New ICE Leader, TUBERVILLE: "ASSIMILATE OR GO HOME;" says Muslims "here to kll us all"

and

Trump official who leading Hantavirus response is a penile implant specialist. Dr. Brian Christine is an Alabama urologist and fake admiral who spouts crazy far-right talking points and hosts a YouTube show called Erection Connection.

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Jackie and Dunlap yell about:

Tennessee Republicans redistrict Black people back to Jim Crow, plus Indiana GOP Trumps it up, and Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi all racist race back to the 1800s

Kash Patel has his own branded whiskey, loses it over losing bottle

Iran War intensifies, also is over, plus there's a ceasefire, also here come more missiles

Taxpayers to pay for Trump's ballroom; Garden of Heroes statue park balloons in cost.

Department of Justice raids offices of Trump antagonist Virginia state senator L. Louise Lucas; DOJ stops investigating Andy Ogles but continues investigating seashells, political enemies, Black women

Trump pushes FDA to Approve Flavored Vapes; meanwhile FDA halts publication of studies on covid and shingles vaccines; also meanwhile, boat-borne hantavirus spreads around Europe but I'm sure RFK Jr. is on that.

Trump hates buffalo: US Bureau of Land management canceled northern Montana's bison grazing permits, with Ted Turner on his deathbed and everything.

Justice dept sued Colorado over a ban on high-capacity magazines adopted after a 2012 mass shooting; you may be able to mail guns soon

Trump asks Supreme Court to intervene in the E. Jean Carroll case

US to pull 5000 troops from Germany after Trump speaking to Putin

US fast tracks arms deals valued at 8.6 billion to Mideast partners,

Trump's border wall expansion just bulldozed an ancient tribal site

Plus: Bill Lee, Marsha Blackburn, Howard Lutnick, Epstein's note, Nathan Bedford Forrest, data centers, detention centers, tariffs continue to be illegal

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Chaos at the White House Correspondents Dinner You can't have an assassination attempt without conspiracy theories America unites behind Trump's ballroom. How corrupt is it, how much taxpayer money will he use, and what the hell does he even want it for? Trump loves suing people, like a little weasel baby. Watch out, Comey! The week in Pete Hegseth: no flu vaccine required for troops Kid Rock addresses troops and flies around with Hegseth Melania calls for Jimmy Kimmel's firing; FCC to investigate ABC/Disney affiliate licenses Trump to put his face on passports Trump fires all 24 members of the US National Science Foundation Governing Body US bringing back firing squads Corruption runs rampant, farmers can't afford fertilizer, billionaire tech bros: who do they think they are? Plus: Freedom, John Hinckley Jr., Kash Patel, and would Burt Reynolds like Trump?

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In this episode of the Red State Update Podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about Trump posting pictures of himself as Jesus, Hegseth's weird Pulp Fiction bible verse prayers, the White House beefs with the Pope, Eric Swallwell, DoorDash Grandma, the US-Iran conflict, the Strait of Hormuz, Kash Patel, RFK Jr and the raccoon penis, Nuclear Family Month in Tennessee, Kushner, Kash Patel, pardons for Proud Boys, Tucker: is Trump the Antichrist?

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Jackie Broyles and Dunlap on Trump's extra-scary, extra-crazy "tonight a civilization dies" tweet, the two-week TACO ceasefire, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz and Israel and Lebanon,

Netanyahu's pressure campaign to get Trump to go all in on Iran

Hegseth is not holding up well

the Pentagon threatens the Vatican and hints at French kidnapping the Pope

Trump loses it at Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens as they continue to criticize his Iran war

Markwayne Mullin says no international flights to sanctuary cities

ICE is still being horrible

Trump to blow up the National Forest Service to sell trees, possibly little animals

Todd Blanche, our temporary Pam Bondi, does not get all the fuss over the Epstein files what even are they

Melania's surprise Epstein press conference

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The Red State Update Podcast is a weekly satirical look at news and politics from former Republican, current Trump-hating rednecks Jackie Broyles and Dunlap, who've been yelling satirically from a bunker in Murfreeboro, Tennessee since 2005.

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On this week's Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about:

Easter, White House takes down video of spiritual advisor comparing Trump to Jesus, Trump's terrible Iran speech, adios Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth's bloodthirsty prayer poems and racist firings of Black and women generals and his crazy Tennessee church that is opening a DC branch to consolidate power, boots on the ground, Trump at the Supreme Court, ICE arrests had no criminal records, Colorado conversion therapy ban case, Murfreesboro librarian fired over freedom of speech, oil companies get go ahead to kill endangered whales, Trump: we can't do daycare, Medicare, any care because of all this war we're doing, No Kings protests, Lindsey Graham at Disney World, plans for Trump's library, Kid Rock's chopper Army chopper buddies, and Kristi Noem's husband.

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Jackie and Dunlap on RFK Jr.'s dark desire to desecrate every animal corpse he finds.

Also:

Pete Hegseth negotiates with bombs, blows up dairy farms

ICE in airports not doin' sh#t

Iran gives Trump a present

Tommy Tuberville doesn't mind being called a racist which is good because we don't mind calling him a racist

Alabama Lt. Governor candidates Secretary of State Wes Allen and Trump-endorsed John Wahl fight over who is worse (maybe it's a tie!) in the Islamaphobia department, which I believe is an actual department in Alabama state government. Office on the 3rd floor, by the smoking lounge.

Trump buds and White House goons use their knowledge of Trump's Iran war moves to make millions off prediction market bets and insider trading

Trump will have his signature on all US currency

Tennessee putting trans folks on lists

Are billionaires too powerful?

Trump wants to know where his Venezuela statue is at

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