Red State Update

Hey, we finally put up the 250th Episode.

When is now? Where is then? Why are the Eight Remaining Perennials of the Cosmos? How is SmartDonald's? Who is... the Announcer?

Join friends old and new as we answer some long-standing questions and then make up some weird other ones.

Special appearance from Adrian Rose!

Episode 300! All of Murfreesboro gathers at the Moonshine Clamshell/Blood Altar at the Sniffy Smuth Theme Park formerly known as Numpotown to attend the premiere of Victor Mileage's masterpiece, "Junior Samples: the Musical (with Three Intermissions)" starring Dunlap, the H-Dogs, Mirabella Gennessey, and Jackie Broyles as "Dog Wrangler."

Thank you kindly for listening to all this mess! 300 episodes is a durn lot.

Special thank you kindlys to William Sherry Jr. and Adrian Rose!

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out his new record Record and Pause!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Giuliani and the Michael Cohen Stormy Daniels Payoff, Mueller's leaked list of questions for Trump, Republicans nominate Trump for Nobel Peace Prize, Dr. Ronny Jackson, Dr. Harold Bernstein, Clinton's lawyer, Ty Cobb, North Korea, Trump rallies, the White House Correspondents Dinner, and Kanye.

Sponsors: Junior Samples: The Musical (With Three Intermissions) and Dodge's Tater Log Store.

Please join us presently for Episode 300 and the live-to-podcast recording of Junior Samples: The Musical (With Three Intermissions.)

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out his new record Record and Pause!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's VA Head pick Dr. Ronny Jackson, Kanye's alt-right Trump-loving Tweetstorm, and Macron in Washington.

Sponsors: Dog Doober, Dodge's Tater Log Store

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GoFundMe for James Shaw Jr. https://www.gofundme.com/help-the-waffle-house-hero

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out his new record Record and Pause!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Comey's book tour, the released Comey memos, Hannity is Cohen's third client, Giuliani to Trump's legal team, Trump discussed hookers with Putin according to the Comey memos, Tammy Duckworth's baby, IG recommends McCabe to prosecutors, Nikki Haley is not confused, no further Russia sanctions, Barbara Bush.

Sponsors: Dog Doober and Dodge's Tater Log Store New York City Times Square.

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Paul Ryan's retirement, the raid on Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen, Zuckerberg testifies to Congress, Trump tweets about missiles, and Boehner's dope.

Sponsors: Dodge's Tater Log Store and Sampleston.

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie & Dunlap on the Laura Ingraham boycott, Roseanne, Sinclair news, Trump invites Putin to Washington, Trump to send National Guard to border, Trump not a 'criminal target' of Mueller, Mueller pulling Russian oligarchs over at the airport and goin' through their phones, Trump wants to withdraw from Syria, Trump still mad at Amazon and China. Also: who on TV do you want to hug?

Sponsors: A Loud Wet Heart and Dodge's Tater Log Store.

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie & Dunlap on March for Our lives, the NRA vs. the Parkland Survivors, Trump vs. Amazon, Stormy Daniels' 60 Minutes Interview, Zuckerberg to testify before Congress, Trump replaces VA Head with Dr. JAG, Former Justice Kennedy proposes banishing 2nd Amendment, and the return of our beloved Twix Eggs.

Sponsors: Dodge's Tater Log Store and A Loud Wet Heart.

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

"The Magic Cowboy" and "The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump vs Biden, Cambridge Analytica, dumping Facebook, Congratulations Putin, Russians, Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Summer Zervos, Bolton in, McMaster out, driverless Uber kills pedestrian, Zuckerberg, and the last Trump Chief of Staff.

Sponsors: Victor Mileage and Dodge's Tater Log store.

Thanks to everybody who patreoned us at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's weird sex thing, Stormy Daniels, Space Force, Tillerson's firing, student gun walkouts, Conor lamb, Russia UK murders, Kudlow, Toys R Us, Bannon in France, Trump's lies to Justin Trudeau, and Stephen Hawking in Heaven.

Sponsors: Priest Dog and Dodge's Tater Log Store.