Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap are back and don't want to talk about Trump's big button, Lindsey Graham, Oprah for president, the fall of Sloppy Steve Bannon, the Fire and Fury book, the DACA/Wall negotiation, Trump's push for new libel laws, Logan Paul, Stephen Miller, will Trump sit down with Mueller, Trump and the National Anthem, stable genius, like really smart, Jeff Sessions wants to ban pot, Huckabee's Twitter, and Charlie Daniels' Taco Bell tweet.

Sponsors: Jackie's Markets and Californiabeards.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap are back and don't want to talk about Trump's big button, Lindsey Graham, Oprah for president, the fall of Sloppy Steve Bannon, the Fire and Fury book, the DACA/Wall negotiation, Trump's push for new libel laws, Logan Paul, Stephen Miller, will Trump sit down with Mueller, Trump and the National Anthem, stable genius, like really smart, Jeff Sessions wants to ban pot, Huckabee's Twitter, and Charlie Daniels' Taco Bell tweet.

Sponsors: Jackie's Markets and Californiabeards.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Here's part two of a long-ass Sponsors All Sponsors-- the Best of Uncle Marlin's Haircuts & Handshakes! Whither Crud, master of disguise, tattoo-faced hipster barber, smellmaker, and Northeast Murfreesboro's most famous Jackie Broyles cosplayer, post-Jackiecon? Explore the nature of existence, self, and identity in this new Crud-studded Jackie-faced Murfreesboro.

Plus: Dunlap goes to Church Accountant School and plots a long-simmering, life-changing heist.

Come back soon for parts three and four-- the Jackie Strangler, unexpected deaths of longtime friends, Nashville Lawyers, and Mayor Jackie.

From Episodes 197-199 & 201-202, August-September 2016.

"The Lonesomest Staples" courtesy of Seth Timbs

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

What would a new year be without a new old podcast? Here's a good Sponsors All Sponsors for your ass-- Part One of the Best of Uncle Marlin's Haircuts & Handshakes! Scents, oils, and Jackiecon! Reacquaintance yourself with Crud, master of disguise, tattoo-faced hipster barber, smellmaker, and Northeast Murfreesboro's most famous Jackie Broyles cosplayer.

Come back soon for part two (at least) and the Jackie Strangler!

From Episodes 191-196, July-August 2016.

New Seth Timbs Bumper Music courtesy of Seth Timbs

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap unwrap the horrifying story of Murfreesboro's Christmas Cave. Hope it has a happy Christmas ending!

Christmas Cave saga originally appeared in episodes 160-163, November & December, 2015.

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We ain't here right now but don't worry, Santy Claus don't forget! Here's a delicious cinnamon Best of Christmas for your big hungry sock.

INCLUDED: War on Christmas Update! Jackie Plays Santa! How to Teach Baby Children about Baby Jesus! Dunlap Gives Jackie a Pretty Puppy! Favorite Christmas Movies! Dunlap Can Make Christmas Better! Elf On A Shelf Ruined Christmas and America!

Jackie and Dunlap on the Alabama election and Trump's endorsement of Roy Moore.

Sponsors: Christmas Cats, Christmas Birdseed, Christmas Card Tables, The Christmas Ditch, Christmas Cable, and the Christmas Bible.

"Sweet Georgia Brown" by Latche Swing under Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.0 France License.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on the Alabama election and Trump's endorsement of Roy Moore.

Sponsors: Christmas Cats, Christmas Birdseed, Christmas Card Tables, The Christmas Ditch, Christmas Cable, and the Christmas Bible.

"Sweet Georgia Brown" by Latche Swing under Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.0 France License.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Matt Lauer, Garrison Keillor, GOP Tax Plan, Trump hatin' on Romney, lovin' on Hatch, Coco, Olaf, Chuck Grassley, Tom Cotton to CIA, General Flynn pleads guilty, the Hillary-lovin' FBI agent, Native Americans, fake Muslim videos, Bear Ears, Trump is above the law.

Sponsors: Santa Calls, Flippy's

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's meeting with Navajo Vets, Trump's pretty much backing of Roy Moore, Trump's floating that the Access Hollywood tape isn't real, Trump's Fake News Trophy, Mick Mulvaney vs. Leandra English for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Prince Harry's gettin' hitched, Conyers, Franken.

Sponsors: Flippy's & Santa Calls

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."