Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on Ted Cruz's Twitter porn like, Bannon's 60 Minutes interview with Charlie Rose, Hillary Clinton's new book What Happened, Trump works with Schumer and Pelosi, Hurricane Irma.

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"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder gives Jackie tips on how to be a liberal redneck, plus we discuss Confederate flags, statues, and separating the redneck art from the redneck artist. Thanks for talkin' to us, Trae, even though we're sure you were probably worried about the Vols the whole time.

Check out the wellRED podcast and tour dates at http://wellredcomedy.com and Trae's videos at YouTube.

Then Jackie and Dunlap scream about DACA, Trump's weaselly "We'll See" ways of kickin' out Americans, Jeff Sessions as professional gloater, Marco Rubio should go be a preacher, high expectations for a dysfunctional Congress, California's on fire, North Korea's beggin' for war, and Sean Spicer gets a "job."

In Distant Memories, we look back on Trump's terrible truck-loading bucket-touching Houston hurricane photo op.

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"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Folks, give money to Houston and give it to charities with ratty carpet.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump in Houston, USA hat, FLOTUS stilettos, Ted Cruz, Joel Osteen, Lakewood, germophobes, Trump Tower Moscow emails, North Korea missiles at Japan, Cyber security staff resigns, the Nashville Statement, Gorka's out, Transgender ban, Arpaio pardon, Jeff Flake, McCain, Tillerson & Gary Cohn & Mattis ignoring Trump, Arizona rally size, Bannon, Breitbart, pimento cheese, Christy Lane.

New segment Distant Memories!

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Jackie and Dunlap interview Steven Good, the actor who portrayed WSMV's Snowbird for over 20 years until he was recently let go because the world is a terrible place. Let WSMV Channel 4 know that you (and Jackie) are real mad! We need to leave the hearts of things in things. We shouldn't be firing hearts.

ALSO Jackie and Dunlap talk about Trump's polls, the eclipse, the CBNNews reports on the eclipse, Bannon's departure from the Trump White House, the longest-running James Bond, Trump's Afghanistan speech, Trump's upcoming Arizona rally, Trump's rumored pardon of Arpaio, the Boston "free speech" rally, Chick-Fil-A closed Sundays in new Atlanta stadium, Bob Corker, Lindsay Graham, Gorka, Miller, Huckabee.

Sponsors: D. Fern and My Jackie's Market Airbnb.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap's voices go up a register or two as they discuss Charlottesville, Trump's love of white supremacists, Robert E. Lee, pulling down statues, cowardly Republicans, White House weasels, Facebook, Franklin Graham, Fox News, antifa, Annabelle 2, two sides, terrorism, polo shirts, khakis, CNN, the KKK, the South, the Confederacy, Civil War cannons, George Washington, slavery, the Dukes of Hazzard, Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, Gorka, Cooter, racists in the car with you, Nazi-normalizing President Dumbass.

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Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on:

Trump: "Fire and fury", North Korea, vacation

Gorka: Tillerson, nonsensical, mosque, white supremacists, Maggie Haberman

Trump vs. McConnell

Feds raid Manofort's house

Opioid crisis, national emergency, Trump trips on LSD

Jeffrey Lord fired from CNN

Glenn Campbell, Undercover Angel, John Anderson

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper, My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time:

Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy. PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus.

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time:

Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy. PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus.

Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old TV shows, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap are back for a second podcast this week! McCain James Brown Capes the Health Care vote, Turtle squirts, the Mooch talks to the New Yorker about Bannon's cock and whether or not he can suck it, Priebus is out, Kelly is in, Trump speeches to Scouts about sex and speeches to cops about violence, drain the swamp!, North Korea fires another missile, Joint Chiefs of Staff are like uh what? about the transgender military ban, Murkowski gets threats from the Secretary of the Interior (wakes up with the head of a buffalo in her bed), plus Collins, McConnell, Ryan, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone Parts I and II, Cool Down Willard, and a very thorough Genius-style breakdown of the lyrics of He Stopped Loving Her Today.

Sponsors: Jackies Market and I guess Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables suing Jackie for dressing up like Flip Flop the Baloney for Cocktail Baloney is a sponsor maybe?

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie & Dunlap talk about Trump's Trump speech to the Boy Scout Jamboree, the Boy Scout Boss is the AT&T Boss and needs America Boss to approve a merger, The Mooch is here! Sean Spicer is gone! Sarah Huckabee Sanders reads a letter from Pickle. Can the President pardon himself? How much does Russian-pranked Rick Perry know about pig shit? Debbie Wasserman Shultz aide gets arrested! Bill Clinton pitches his novel to Hollywood! Trump is still bashing Sessions. Trump is still threatening Hillary. Health care is still getting voted on. McCain takes a trip and gives a speech. Susan Collins has a hot mic and the president is crazy. Jared Kushner has met a few Russians but did not collude. Trump bans transgender service members from the military. Robots are replacing farmers and truckers. North Korea can nuke us within a year.

Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney ("Flip Flop the Baloney!") and Jackie's Market.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."