Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap mourn Red West (Roadhouse, Walking Tall, Elvis's Friend) and wish John McCain a get well soon. ALSO: Donald Trump tells the New York Times he hates Jeff Sessions. McConnell fails to get the Senate to do an Obamacare repeal/replace and, as punishment, senators have to eat with Trump. Juggalos plan to march on Washington. Kid Rock plans to run for the Senate. The President sits in a fire truck and pretends to drive it. Trump had a second Putin meeting. Manofort, Trump Jr, and Kushner to testify in front of the Senate. Trump signs bill naming Nashville courthouse for Fred Thompson. Trump named least athletic president. Also: Jackie and Dunlap have hot takes on who the best dirty auctioneers are: Stib Boards? Clancy Townhat? PL Hardhammer?

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"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Donald Trump Jr. and his self-tweeted Russia meeting email chain, nothing burger is nothing matters burger, Trump is Bizarro and we're Curt Swan Superman, George W. Bush avoids the news and does bathroom paintings, Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave, Seb Gorka is on the news, Dunlap tries to be point-counterpoint by pretend pro-Trump as Jackie bashes America's favorite president, also collusion, Hillary, Hardees, Obama, calling presidents idiots, which Beach Boy is Donald Trump (hint: the worst one and also the crazy one), also nobody cares, nobody cares, also nobody cares.

Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Cocktail Baloney ("Tom Cruise Kenny!") and Jackie's Market ("Purple Hedgeman!")

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie's out of the hospital and his mouth works again. Listen to him mouth-mad Trump, Trumpcare, North Korea, Morning Joe, wrestling, CNN Face, Jon Ossoff, the National Enquirer, Mika, Jared, and Chris Christie on the beach.

Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney and Messed Up Pies.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney again and can't talk. Who needs the news anyway? Shit on Trump. Here's the story of Pharmacist Reynolds and Three Sticks of Candy.

Also, remember when Jackie was on them pills?

Includes chunks of:

78: Repeal Star Wars Day (May 4, 2014)

80: Falling Down (May 19, 2014)

81: Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium (May 26, 2014)

82: Hard Choices (June 2, 2014)

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney and can't talk, so take a Trump Break and relive the halcyon days of Turkey Dick's Car Wash.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Includes:

Jackie and Dunlap rap about: Sessions testifies! Trump forces cabinet to kiss his ass! Melania and Barron move in! Ivanka! Golden State Warriors! Nashville Predators! Julius Caesar! Shakespeare in the Outrage Park! Senate secret health care bill! Trump might fire Mueller! Megyn Kelly interviews Alex Jones! Oliver Stone interviews Putin! Senate limits press access! Scurrilous! Viciousness! Blessed!

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Jackie and Dunlap are back with a special midweek podcast to discuss post-Comey blues, monster trucks, the Legend-Songs of Big Jim Comey, Sessions smells, McCain naps, Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference Cruz Cut-Off, the Russians, leakers, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Little Marco Rubio, the definition of hope, New York City conversations, boy scouts, lanky dopes, lordy tapes, Inside Out, the sound of Trump tweeting, the sound of Trump eating, Navy stewards, Russian hookers, the new FBI director, Chris Christie, cancer kids, Obama meets Trudeau, Reality Leigh Winner, City Slickers, Comey cosplay, and Comey's cringe humor novella.

Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School.

Thanks, Frud Toopson's Twitter!

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's post-attack tweet attack on London's mayor, his withdrawal from the Paris Accords, his lecture to NATO, his Fox News viewing, Kellyanne Conway taking over from Kathy Griffin to cohost CNN New Years with Anderson Cooper, where Jackie wants to be when the terrorist attack comes, Comey's impending testimony, Republicans want to run on attacking the press, the Montana reporter body slam, and how John McCain sounds when he faints.

Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice for nearly three hours.

The shorter, theatrical version, thank the Lord. Commentary begins at 1.22 in.

Man of Steel commentary

Dark Knight Rises commentary

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Hey! The news is exhausting. Let's live through it again, only this time with Jackie and Dunlap! Including such searchable key phrases as: Special Counsel appointed! Witch Hunt! Coast Guard speech! "Most mistreated politician in history"! Comey curtains! Trump told Comey he hoped the FBI would stop investigating him! The Paul Ryan/Kevin McCarthy tape! Trump tells the Russians Comey's a nut job! Kushner is the person of interest! Trump wants Flynn back! Stay strong! Bragging! Bannon in Saudi Arabia! Trump bows! Melania and Ivanka don't cover head! Wilbur Ross dances! Roger Ailes dies! Turkey! McMaster! Calista Gingrich is off to live with the Pope! Newt Gingrich wants a Civil War because he backed the wrong asshole!

Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Sir Galaham's Lunch Lance & Deli and Zeeka Profen's Thermos Surprise.

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.

For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."