What would Jackie buy if he won the Powerball lottery? Will there be Internet in Heaven? Will Sean Penn continue working for Rolling Stone?  Can Ted Cruz be president if he was born in Canada? This episode of the Red State Update Podcast answers all your questions, if all your questions are one of those four.

Sponsors: Foxfaced Cats ("Half-Foxfaced Cats") and New Square ("Oldbooks"). 

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the top news stories of 2015.  Which one is your favorite? Plus Jackie breaks down the prospects of each GOP candidate, Dunlap has a theory that gets us to President Bernie Sanders, Henry Fonda vs. Al Pacino, Star Wars, ISIS, Trump, Obama, Fred Thompson RIP, Doritos Tacos from Taco Bell, crooked scientists, smelling like your job, and unboiling an egg.

Sponsors: Leslie Dollarhyde's Foxfaced Cats and Judy Ull's Thickset Pants ("New Square!")

Jackie and Dunlap on crazy weather, crazy scientists, Lindsey Graham droppin' out, Mike Huckabee maybe droppin' out, Dr. Rand Paul doctorin', folks ashamed of likin' Trump, Minions, Christmas, Trump vs. sexism, Trump vs. Hillary, and Trump vs. Bill.

Sponsors: Judy Ull's Thickset Pants ("New Square!") and Leslie Dollarhyde's Foxfaced Cats ("No Shirts Available").

Dunlap took Jackie to see Star Wars: The Force Wakes Up and here's their review. SPOILERS!

Also Merry Christmas!

Sponsors: Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Laser Jesus") and Christmas Cave ("Everything's Fine")

Jackie and Dunlap realize they missed their third anniversary, and to celebrate, they don't really do anything. TALKABOUTS: Benji vs. Spuds McKenzie, Trump vs. Muslims, Lindsey Graham vs. Muslims but in a different way, Carson vs. Republicans, Rand Paul vs. his lack of popularity, Ted Cruz vs. his lack of bones, Marco Rubio vs. Robin, Jeb Bush vs. who cares, and Jackie vs. whatever Christmas is now.  SPONSORS: Christmas Cave and Christmas 'Round the Square. NOT A SPONSOR: Culpepper's Drinking Bubbles and The Drunk Bubble.

Jackie and Dunlap on Christmas a'comin', sponsors Christmas Cave and Christmas Cottage, and the news, a little.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump, Andy Griffith, Nixon in Mayberry, bad news, awful news, worse news, their new Christmas album, the war on Christmas, and Thanksgiving.

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Jackie and Dunlap on ISIS, Bobby Jindal, Syrian Refugees, Donald Trump, Thanksgiving vs. Facebook, picking and choosing from the Bible, Selma Diamond, Meredith Baxter-Birney, and the Hulk. 

Sponsors: Famous Cabbage & The Coley's Christian Vegetables ("We're sorry.") and Green Bean ("$5 please.")

Jackie and Dunlap on the Paris attacks, plus Carson vs. Trump, and the CBS Democratic debate.

Sponsors: Famous Cabbage and the Coley's Christian Vegetables, and Green Bean.

Jackie and Dunlap on Carson vs. the press, Trump vs. SNL, Republicans vs. debates, and Anonymous vs. the Klan.

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