Red State Update

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For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Contents:

Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning (Episode 88, 7/14/14)

McKinley's Air Conditioning (Episode 89, 7/21/14)

Interlude: Jickie's Playground and Jockie's Bunker (Episode 90, 7/28/14)

Sullivan's Auto Parts (Episode 90, 7/28/14)

Dr. Birdman and The Jickie's/Sullivan/McKinley Peace Summit (Episode 91, 8/4/14)

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We ain't back yet, but don't despair, gloom, or agony-- we got a whole new sponsors compilation for ya! Not only are all three (well, two-and-a-half) Squatting Winkers represented, we also got a whole group of other poorly remembered sponsors-- the one-offs, the not-though-out-that-good, the abandoned mid-bit-- all your favorites!

We'll be back soon! Thanks for still listenin'!

Squatting Winkers are from Episodes 80, 96, and 131.

Rooster Curtains is from Episode 103. Bug Spray is from Episode 113. Old Fishfellow Inn is from Episode 143. Mouse House is from Episode 152.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We'll be back soon! Until then, please enjoy the saga of Snake Bells.

These come from Episodes 175-178, back in March and April 2016, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump. Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

From our Wikipedia (thanks, Guy Lancaster!):

• Snake Bells. Snake Bells offers a total yard security system consisting of sirens and alarms that warn of, and scare off, approaching snakes. The system was developed by Esob Durling and his wife, Pammy Parts. Esob once worked down in Huntsville, Alabama on the "Star Wars" system, in addition to voicing the character of Cap'n Crunch on one of the earliest 1-800 numbers. In Episode 176, Dunlap announced, to Jackie's surprise, that while the podcast was being recorded, the Snake Bells crew was over at Jackie's house installing a system. By the next week, Jackie had experienced severe sleep deprivation and was threatening to report the Snake Bells company for elder abuse if they did not immediately dismantle the system at his house. However, after the crew returned to take down the Snake Bells system, Jackie began finding all kinds of poisonous snakes in his yard and accused the company of planting them there.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon!

These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump. Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon!

These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump. Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Hey we ain't here right now! But don't worry, we won't be gone hardly no time. To tide y'all over 'til we get back, how about listenin' to all your favorite Horse Gravy ones, all put together in one big Horse Gravy one.

These come from Episodes 118-122, back in February and March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump. Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap talk about: Flynn resigns! FBI investigates! Trump campaign talked to Russia! Flynn talked to Russia! Russia's in the water! Republicans love Russia now! Maybe not McCain! Also not Corker! But Lamar Alexander loves Hardee's! Trump gives a press conference! It's nuts! Trump is the least racist person! Then he asks a black reporter if she knows the Black Congressional Caucus! Then he responds to a question about anti-Semitism by talking about his election results! Fake news! Crooked media! Nice questions! Leaks are bad! And illegal! Investigate the leaks! Paul Ryan! Mr. Limpet calming fish! Dead North Korean dictator brother! Andrew Puzder withdraws his nomination! I guess it's back to Hardee's for Puzder! Oprah dropped off a tape! Navy Seal Harward turns down offer as Flynn replacement! Trump meets with Netanyahu! Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are friends! Get Fox News alerts on your phone! And most importantly:

"Thunder Island" is the lead single off of the album Thunder Island by American musician Jay Ferguson. The song reached #9 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1978. Despite the song's high position on the music charts, the song today is rarely heard on classic rock radio stations. The recording features Joe Walsh on guitar. It appears in the 2013 film Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues and the 2004 film Miracle.

As this was Ferguson's highest-ranking song on the charts, he is sometimes tagged a one-hit wonder- however, he achieved an additional hit with the song "Shakedown Cruise" in 1979, which reached #31 on the Hot 100.

Sponsors: The Case for Christ and Naked Church.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Welcome to the Red State Update podcast. Jackie Broyles and Dunlap will be shout-discussing:

We have a Crazy President! People been openly saying Trump's nuts! Flynn been talking to Russia! The Ivanka Nordstrom Kellyanne Conway Trump tweet debacle! GOPers gettin' yelled at in Town Halls, including here in Murfreesboro! Stephen Miller went on the morning shows to defend crazy voter fraud claims, and he's as gross as Gorka and Bannon! The Russian dossier on Trump is lookin' truer and truer! Will Ribfest let in Toby Keith? Will Rubfest let in Dunlap? Shit, what about North Korea? The China call? The Japan visit? Will Russia extradite Edward Snowden as a present? They won't let Betsy DeVos into the school! Trump is going to do something very rapidly! "Being president is hard!", says our president. Hey, in Tennessee if you see a protester in the road, you can run em over, but if you're a protester in the road, you can probably shoot at cars.

What else? Holy cow. I'm tired of typing: Muslim ban shut down! See you in court! Privatize air traffic control! Border Wall cost! Bannon's Hollywood career-- The Undefeated! Shakespearean rap musical! Shakespearean moon movie! Mel Gibson produced anti-cloning sci-fi! Elizabeth Warren! She Persisted! Coretta Scott King! Jeff Sessions! Racism in the 80s! They kicked us out of Yemen! John McCain is mad! Gorsuch is demoralized. Welcome to the club, Gorsuch!

Sponsors: The Case for Christ and Naked Church.

Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

Jackie and Dunlap on the Betsy DeVos confirmation, Trump's travel ban struck down by a so-called judge, the list of terrorist attacks that the media ignored that they didn't, Trump's O'Reilly interview, Trump's sherrifs "I'll ruin their career" meeting, Russia, Bannon's Time magazine cover, White House leaks, Priebus, robes, Sebastian Gorka, the Dukes of Hazzard.

Sponsors: Naked Church and Jockie's Market.

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."

We've been doing daily podcasts during Trump's not-as-historic second week! This is our fifth and last one this week. Go listen to the other ones too! We'll see y'all again next week, God willin' and Trump don't kill us all.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's Schwarzenegger-bashing prayer breakfast, the Yemen debacle-victory, our divided nation's divided Facebook feeds, gettin' political in church, Congress rolls back mental health gun regulations, Uber dude leaves Trump Tech Pals, Trump tells Israel whoa on the settlements maybe, white supremacist terrorists aren't terrorists anymore, Milo goes to Berkeley and Trump threatens to strip funding from anti-Milo schools, Bannon wants China war, Reggie Jackson is not Reggie Mantle, pro-Trump boycotts over pro-immigrant Budweiser commercials.

Sponsors: Good as a Chair, New Spaghetti

Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you. I mean "y'all."