Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's vet dough, his battles with the press, Bill Kristol's new independent savior David French, Krystal's new steak gravy sandwiches, the never-real Bernie vs. Trump debate, Vince Foster, Bill Clinton gettin' mad, Black Lives Matter, and zoo animals.

Sponsors: Funbuddies and Sunbuddies.

Jackie and Dunlap wish you a Happy Frog Day as they discuss new holidays, whether Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would like Donald Trump, and break down what happened at Biscuit Baby Days. Special appearances by Little Hippie Biscuit Baby, Mirabella Gennesey, Mr. Leaky, Mayor Bane Jekyll, Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables, Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellback, Wesley Press, Dilly Mulerider, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Greenbean, Drauncey Piddleton, and the 3rd Pentecostal Holiness Church of Hurt Ghost Bird.

Sponsors: Biscuit Baby Days and Jim Beavers, formerly of Comcast Cable.

Jackie and Dunlap on whether Trump is more like Garfield or Heathcliff, Bernie Sanders gets mad at violence, who likes Hillary, and Reince Priebus gives up.

Sponsors: Frogchurch Coffee and Biscuit Baby Days.

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Dunlap wants to be on the Grand Ole Opry. Jackie has a box of Star Wars memorabilia. Jackie is mad at Facebook for blocking conservative news. Chris Christie is heading Trump's White House transition team. Dunlap wants a theater in Branson. Jackie just wants to go to Branson and hang. Bernie Sanders wins West Virginia. Trump wins Nebraska. Dr. Ben Carson is searching for Trump's vice president. Sarah Palin threatens Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan will meet with Donald Trump. Lindsey Graham wants Lemon Pledge. Jeb Bush hates Donald Trump but not in the right way. Ted Cruz has openings. Marco Rubio won't be Trump's VP. Men are still standing in Jackie's bathroom to protest his support of Dr. Birdlady. Don't go alone down Biscuit Alley.

Sponsors: Biscuit Bucket and Dr. Birdlady.

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Join Jackie and Dunlap as they learn that Trump is the GOP nominee (sorry, Kasich), Bernie takes Indiana from Hillary, and Cruz drops out. Thanks for all the info, Dunlap's phone! Also: bathroom attendants, Carly Fiorina's worst 3 days ever, who's gonna go to the GOP convention, and Ted Cruz's father killed JFK.

Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Church of Frogs.

Hey y'all! Now this podcast comes out on Wednesdays instead of Mondays! We hope that's cool.

Jackie and Dunlap announce the winner of the 2016 Red State Update March Madness Tournament Bracket of Champions. They talk about the Kasich and Cruz team-up, the Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island primaries, the upcoming Megyn Kelly/Donald Trump interview, the Ted Cruz porn lady, John McCain sittin' out the GOP convention, the North Carolina bathroom stuff, the $20 bill Hamilton/Jackson/Tubman controversy, who's mad at Fox, and Prince.

Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Look At This Other Frog.

Jackie sits down with his sponsor Mr. Slaw for an exclusive one-on-one interview. How is Mr. Slaw feeling? Sick? Find out the answer to this question and much more in this very special episode.

Plus: Star Wars, Ted Cruz, and Sponsor Brackets!

Sponsors: Mr. Slaw and Look At This Frog

Jackie and Dunlap on Merle Haggard, Bill Clinton, Black Lives Matter, negativity, who's good and still livin', what makes a good country song, bluegrass people, and songs about movies.

Sponsors: Granny's Attic and Look At This Frog.

We lost a buddy this week, and if y'all can, his family'd appreciate a little support:

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Jackie and Dunlap on podcasts. Paul Harvey, Andy Rooney, Sarah Palin's gift baskets, Donald Trump's worst week, a contested convention, Kasich, Cruz, judge shows, and, spoiler alert, Batman v. Superman.

Sponsors: Snake Bells and Piano Bar Buffet.

Jackie & Dunlap on Red State Update March Madness Sponsors Bracket Sweet 16, the Cruz Sex Scandal, Donald Trump, Brussels, the Bernie Sanders Bird, a little Batman vs. Superman, Hamilton the Musical, Jackiebroyles Hamilton, and Charlie Daniels' Twitter.

Sponsors: Snake Bells and Piano Bar Buffet.