Jackie and Dunlap on Rachel Dolezal, beards, Bonnaroo, things that should be on t-shirts, shirtless Fred Thompson, racism, sexism, transphobia, Twitter, identity, outrage, chest towels, cigarette Snickers bites, and 

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Jackie and Dunlap on John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Johnny Horton, Silly History, Hilary, Fabian, Dr. Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Voter Fraud, FBI Surveillance, Rand Paul, Bernie Sanders, Duggars, Hastert, The Electrified Mule, the Catholictown arcade, and the Pope and Santorum locked in a closet.

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Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul, the Patriot Act, Denny Hastert, police killings, Bernie Sanders, erotic fiction, the GOP clown car, the roomier but no less pleasant Dem car.

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Jackie and Dunlap make a playlist, realize they shouldn't make any more tv shows about families, and again give Obama the perfect plan to blow up ISIS. Why won't he listen?

TALKABOUTS: Willie's Roadhouse, songs about getting across rivers, are there any songs about Indians that aren't racist?, Billy Joel, wobble tapes, Star Trek The Motion Picture, Dick Van Patten, Cosby, Arkansas, Huckabee, Duggars, Rand Paul, filibusters, NSA, Patriot Act, George W. Bush, Jeb, Tales of the Gold Monkey, the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day, and Mule Uber.

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Jackie and Dunlap break up and get back together, as Burt Reynolds would want. QUESTIONS: Can God ever be wrong? Can George W. Bush ever be wrong? TALKABOUTS: Marco Rubio, Burt Reynolds, Iraq, trains, news, VCRs, Sharky's Machine, Gator, slapping prostitutes, Twix Eggs, horse age, talking animals, Noah's Ark, Russell Crowe, Atlanta, Dom Deluise.

Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Carriage 'Round the Wal-Marts & Soured Towels.

Jackie and Dunlap on new Hamburglars, Huckabee diabetes, Jade Helm, and drawing contests.

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Jackie and Dunlap on Avengers: Age of Ultron, Guns: Bathroom of Boehner, Baby: Princess of Who Cares, and President: Idiots of Running

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Got any questions for Jackie and Dunlap? Then you should have wrote 'em down on our Facebook like two or three hours ago, 'cause we answered a bunch of 'em.  Too late. Thanks for nothin'.

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Ben Affleck, Batman, and Hillary Clinton lie about their ancestors. Who owned slaves? Who was an immigrant? Who was in the Black Hand? Also: It's Batman vs. Superman vs. Star Wars as Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on this week's nerd trailers.  Plus: Help us plan a Carter Country reunion.  

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Jackie and Dunlap go through Hillary Clinton's just-released 2016 I'm-Runnin'-For-President Announcement Video frame-by-frame. She won't slip nothin' by us!  Then we talk about all the NRA folks up in Nashville for the big Gun Convention.  What do Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Wayne LaPierre, Jeb Bush, Dr. Ben Carson, and all the rest of 'em have to say about guns, Hillary, and head wounds?

Sponsors: Gun Sonic ("In Sam's Club") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("Don't Touch the Pillows").