Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on Fortunate Son, the Lee Greenwood Corps, Opryland, Opry Mills, conspiracy theorists, 9/11, John Cougar Mellencamp, smoking singers, early dinner, Chinese buffets, enemy food, and See & Say.

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Jackie & Dunlap weigh in with their thoughts on the Republican victories in the recent midterm elections.

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the Republicans' chances for the upcoming midterms, whether working in a car wash is better than digging a ditch, and why you should never listen to a nurse.

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Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton."

Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgias.

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Jackie & Dunlap pull back the curtain for a special behind-the-scenes look at a Red State Update songwriting session. Hear the beginnings of their sure-to-be-hit single, "Dracula's Got Ebola!" It's like being in the Brill Building if people in the Brill Building wore hazmat suits.

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Jackie & Dunlap on Ebola. Listen from a safe distance and wash your hands after.

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Jackietron & Old Man Dunlap take a look back at the past 1000 episodes.

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Jackie dies.

Time jump! Flash ahead to the Final Episode, as Jackie and Dunlap fill you in on the final days of Murfreesboro from the safety(?) of Jockie's Bunker. Find out what burned! What's still standing! Who are the Too Many Mayors? Learn the fate of Tee Tee Slott, Don Jeckyl Jr, Peanut Pockets Steakhouse, Dom Podge, Wizardbeards, Skunky's, Reo McElroy and the McElroy Boys, Wiretower's Washed Jars, Wet Breads, Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable, Dr. Birdman, Jimmy, Johnny Greenstreet, the escaped prisoners, the Pregreeters, Miss Phillips, and pretty much the whole mess of 'em! Who gave the Three Speeches that saved Murfreesboro? What is the final outcome of the Sullivan/McKinley War? WHERE IS GHOST/HURT BIRD?

Thanks for listening to almost 100 episodes, y'all! What happens now?

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's fight with ISIS in Iraq, and Palin's fight at a party in Alaska. Plus Jackie's message to America, Dunlap's plan for the Republicans, What's Your Favorite Race?, and Zimmermanwatch!

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