Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap do another good You-Ask-'Em, where they tackle your questions from Facebook and Twitter. Thanks for askin' 'em! Included: Mexico Attacks, Racist Names, Jackie's Market History, Masturbating Candidate, Windmill Eagle Beheadings, What's Wrong With This Country, and many more!

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Jackie and Dunlap on ISIS in Iraq, racism in sports, and beards on Fonzie.

Also Campin' Buddies, Mad Buddies, M*A*S*H, Trapper John MD, Mary Tyler Moore, Hee Haw plantation sketches, and theme song placement.

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Jackie & Dunlap on Father's Day, Dad Movies, Satanism, Tom Hanks, Tom Hiddleston, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., NWA, Ice Cube, Republican Fundraisers, Hot Stuff The Little Devil, Bewitched, Harry Potter, Occultism, The Devil, Highway to Hell, plus Eric Cantor, the Cooter Connection, Daddy Bush Skydive, a little Iraq, a little Rick Perry.

Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Third Watch") and Heatherglen Springs Woods ("New Drive-Thru").

Jackie and Dunlap on Bowe and Bob Bergdahl, Obama Math, and the Duck Dynasty Bible.

Sponsored by Peanut Pockets Steakhouse ("Since 1954") and the Murfreesboro Museum ("Miss Phillips' Kitty Pillows Exhibit").

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's new book Hard Choices, which is obviously a rip-off of George W. Bush's Decision Points. Plus Karl Rove called her "old and stale", which leads to a discussion on crackers.

Clip of the Week is now in your court, so you have a lot of work to do diggin' around YouTube, and you better get to it.

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Jackie's on the floor on his napping towel with a pinched nerve and hopped up on Dilaudid and Percocet and Valium. The show, however, must go on, even if it's a podcast. The boys talk about the VA scandal, Memorial Day, and the Murfreesboro dude who had sex with an ATM machine. This episode may not always make perfect sense or use words that exist or are audible, but we're dedicated. We're dedicated.

Sponsored by 3 Sticks of Candy ("Watch out for the rabbits!") and Elmer's Jewelry ("Lado de la Plaza.")

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Hillary's health problems, Karl Rove's medical opinions, and Operation American Spring. Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Three is Six Wednesdays 3-6") and The Squatting Winker.

Jackie and Dunlap on Israeli spies in Al Gore's bathroom, Joe Biden's chances in 2016, Moonies vs. Hare Krishnas, leaflets vs. documents, and Matthew Broderick.

Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Dracula") and Longhornz Dance Parlour ("Mother's Day 2-For-1s").

Jackie and Dunlap report the latest on the Hosewater racism scandal, Obama's plans to undermine Jesus/soldiers with Star Wars, Bundy Ranch infighting, and senior citizen marches on Washington.

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Jackie and Dunlap on Cliven Bundy, Don Sterling, and the current state of old white racist guys. It's hard for two white guys to talk about racism without being racist, so whenever they dig themselves a hole, they pull up Fred Thompson's Twitter to lighten the mood.

Sponsored by Hosejuice. Plus an explanation from Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.