Red State Update

Listeners like YOU call the shots on this week's podcast, as Jackie and Dunlap turn to Facebook and Twitter fans to tell 'em what to talk about. They wind up musin' on leprechauns, the Olympics, Hilary, NASCAR, Petty vs. Danica, snake handlers, the weather, Bill Nye, Marsha Blackburn, Climate Change, bow ties, Republicans, Democrats, Krakens, Funny Donkey, Jackie Chamoun, Lindsey Vonn, Russians, Costas, eyeballs, Obamacare, Jesus, Green Lantern, fish, snow cream, Michael Dunn, loud music, Charlie Sheen, porn stars, Stalin, pulled pork, Trading Places, Huckabee, Romney, tree-climbing crocodiles, racism, sexism, murder, mustaches, hot Russian curlers, and Funny Face.

Plus a brief appearance via telephone by Mr. Slaw.

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Jackie and Dunlap on the George Zimmerman vs. DMX boxing match, the Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham creationism debate, newly recognized federal legal rights for gay married couples, and the Danish zoo giraffe killing.

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Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Man of Steel for nearly three hours.

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Jackie and Dunlap on the 2014 Academy Award Nominations, Golden Globes, and poison water.

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Jackie & Dunlap on Gates' book, Joe Biden Day at the White House, Chris Christie and the bridge scandal, the War on Poverty, Promise Zones, Satanist statues in Oklahoma, Texas millionaires hunting Rhinos, and Colorado pot shortages.

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Jackie and Dunlap on pot in Colorado, Obama losing Iraq, Melissa Harris Perry apologizing, and the Year of the Bible in Flower Mound, Texas. Also a little on flags, Duck Dynasty, Franklin Graham, and McMinnville.

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Remember 2013? Neither do Jackie and Dunlap. But that won't stop them from taking a look back at what united us, what divided us, and what we forgot happened in the year of our Lord 2013.

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Unfortunately Jackie Broyles no longer works for Red State Update Inc. because of his recent bigoted, ignorant statements. So please buy up all our Red State Update merchandise to put us in our place! Support freedom of speech! And/or bigotry and ignorance. Whatever. I WANT YOUR MONEY!

Merry Christmas,

Dunlap

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Join us this holiday season for a special gift: Merry Twismas Part Twoo, Red State Update's unauthorized sequel to Conway Twitty and Twitty Bird's classic 1983 Christmas album, Merry Twismas. Join Jackie and Original Twitty Bird as they journey to the North Pole for adventure and special guest appearances! Includes the songs Christmas Cake, I Got To Give Up Bird Things This Christmas, Forget Santa Claus For A Second, Snow Sliding Sleigh Riding Day, and Silent Night. Produced by William Sherry Jr.

In the second, more podcasty part of the podcast, Jackie and Dunlap reflect on funerals, selfies, Bush painitngs, handshakes, interpreters, White Santa Claus, Black Santa Claus, Megyn Kelly, and penguins.

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