Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary Clinton: Is she faking shoe attacks and grandbabies to garner sympathy?

Plus don't forget to write the George W. Bush Museum at [email protected] or tweet them at @GWBLibrary and let them know we want to come there and podcast there and eat at the cafeteria there!

This episode went up a little early so you'll still have time to see Dr. Birdman's special Easter extravaganza, Hurt Bird Resurrection. If you miss it at Jackie's parking lot, it'll be at the Big Lots parking lot two hours later. Bring your kids for the big Sick Egg hunt! Proceeds go to get Hurt Bird to that specialist.

Also sponsored by Slott Juice.

Not sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinema's Godbox or Hosewater but we talk about them a lot, so if they want to send us $25 that'd be cool with us.

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate their 75th episode by laying on a couch, enjoying a pot of Miz Tindall's Special Spaghetti, and talking about the Gospel of Jesus's Wife, the lady who threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and his 2016 Hopeful Pals (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul).

Clip of the week is either Shotgun Red and Ralph Emery again, or maybe Mrs. Columbo.

Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Hosewater Lite! For People On A Diet.") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("In Nevada Sabotaging Federal Cow Stealers")

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the paintings of George W. Bush, our greatest president/artist. They also make a plea to the George W. Bush Library to let them come and podcast from there (they'll podcast quietly.) Also: Fuzzy Obamacare numbers, Supreme Court upholds freedom of speech/rich people, David Letterman's retirement, Jackie's crush on Ellen Degeneres, Putin's sway with Republicans, Longhornz Dance Parlour's Gay Night, Murfreesboro Museum's popcorn, the Uncle Remus Mystery Hour, and the Trilogy of Art in the Murfreesboro City Hospital Waiting Room.

Clip of the Week: Ralph Emery & Shotgun Red sing "Friendship"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNKqHQxn2I

Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Flavors") and Gracesayers ("Let's All Bow Our Heads").

Jackie and Dunlap discuss April Fool's Day, Russell Crowe movies, and their PTL Clip of the Week, Mickey Rooney on the PTL Club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UmP_5xfwg (Go to 35 minutes in for the angel busboy story).

Sponsored (again) by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simple") and Master of Disguise Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.

Jackie & Dunlap on Fred Phelps' death, Col. Sanders' 1979 PTL Club appearance, and Fred Thompson's Twitter, which causes them to have a laughing fit/mental breakdown and end the podcast early. Thanks, Fred Thompson's Twitter!

Here's Col. Sanders on the PTL Club with Jim Bakker in 1979, talking about enemas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdTGPQer-o

Sponsored by Hosewater ("One Sip Keeps It Simple") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("Fly Your American Flag Upside Down In Your Yard and He Will Contact You Somehow").

Jackie and Dunlap never really get to the Malaysian plane or any other news this week. Talking about the San Francisco radio station playing "YMCA" for days straight sets them down a path that includes the Johnny Carson sex tape, video store porn rooms, Hank Snow, goats, going to the bathroom, Urban Cowboy, church, the internet, and John Wayne.

Brought to you by The Cobbler Gobbler, but not the cobbler place run by that mean SOB that has the best cobbler in the world but we don't want to mention his name on here. Also brought to you by Longhorns Dance Parlour.

Jackie and Dunlap speak at the Southern White Male Outreach panel at CPAC 2014. Topics: Putin, Palin, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Rick Perry, Fred Thompson, Ann Coulter, Newt & Callista Gingrich, Dr. Ben Carson, Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Tom Coburn, Chris Christie, Bobby Jindal, Rubio, guns, straw polls, the Rock, Coley's Snack Foods, and Dr. Birdman and Hurt Bird.

Sponsored by Skunky's (formerly Little Helen's) ("Can You Smell What Skunky's Is Doing?") and Pre-Greeters.

Sarah Palin Was Right! Russia Rolls Eyes At Obama As Putin Crushes Democracy! Also, somebody tell us who the fascists are, because there are so many of them? Also, we don't really start talking about the news until 50 minues in.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman (Hurt Bird okay, some of Hurt Birds 3-11 doing all right, monkey's better too) and Wet Breads (Juicy Pizza coming soon!) Also there's a lot of talk about the mean guy who runs the cobbler place, and Moonshine by MooPaul From Down In The Holler. Plus more sirens courtesy of Longhornz Dance Parlour or Dancin Parlour or Dance Is Parlour.

You should probably listen to Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man by Eddie Rabbitt to get you in the mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_jp75P0Wjk

Bonus episode for ya this week-- the second edition of our Sponsors All Sponsors series. Contains the sponsors from Episodes 25 - 34, all collected in one podcast so you can refresh your memory re: Tee Tee Slott lore, impress new listeners with the beginnings of the Little Helen's saga, or just settle in for two and a half hours of yelling about prostitutes and wet bread. Episode 25: Coley's Cat Food, Mirabella Gennessey Episode 26: Dom Podge's Tax Whiz, Little Helen's Episode 27: Dom Podge's Tax Whiz Episode 28: Wizardbeard's, Wet Breads Episode 29: Coley's Christian Cinemas, Wet Breads Episode 30: Wet Breads' Lunch Tank, Tee Tee Slott Episode 31: Coley's Christian Cinemas, The Glory Shelf (plus Jickie's and Jockie's) Episode 32: Little Helen's, The Big House Episode 33: Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Rascal the Praying Mule"), Miz Mary's Butter Dump Episode 34: Coley's Christian Cinemas ("A Full Heart"), Dom Podge's Tax Whiz Check out Episode 23 for the first edition of Sponsors All Sponsors, and check back Mondays at 12 am ET for new episodes.

Why do Arizona bakers hate Gays so much? Why do we demand apologies from people who don't mean them? Why do we not understand the Ukraine stuff yet? Who makes the best cobbler in Murfreesboro and why are they so mean? And who was the forgotten Whistling Cowboy of Jackie's youth? These are all good questions, and we answer some of them.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman ("Hurt Bird 2 RIP, but come see Original Hurt Bird and Hurt Birds 3-11") and Pregreeters ("Greeters, We Callin' You Out.")