Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap don't want to talk about gun control. It's not the time.

Brought to you by Trimper's Gun Shop.

Also Gun Sonic (Not Regular Sonic. Gun Sonic.)

Plus Jackie doesn't like his Christmas present from Dunlap.

For the Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Christmas Podcast 'n' 'Em, we got three new songs: the Nativity story Christmas Crow, Jackie's Yuletide trucker tale Sick Cripple Christmas Baby, and the instant classic Hey! It's Christmas! Plus Jackie talks about playing Santa. Sponsored by Christmas Mix from Coleys' Snack Foods ("A Bible Page In Every Bag, But Not Necessarily The Christmas Story Part"), Tee Tee Slott, and The Bird Man.

Introducing the Red State Update News Panel, featuring all the displaced pundits! Karl Rove, Dick Morris, Jack Cafferty, and Rick Sanchez! What do they have to say about what's going on? Oh man!

Plus Jackie and Dunlap discuss Gangnam Style and why Psy hates America, plus a update on the War on Christmas and why Elf On A Shelf is worse than a hundred atheists.

Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods (A Bible Page In Every Bag!) and Tee Tee Slott (Look For Her In the Culvert By The Overpass!)

Jackie and Dunlap talk about Obama and Romney's White House lunch, George Lucas's real reasons for donating his 4 billion Disney dollars, and fake interview country music superstar Randy Travis to get the Randy Travis side of the story. Plus RSU's classic yuletide song from last year, "Divided Nation Christmas." Brought to you by The Bird Man-- when you're looking to buy some sort of bird, see if you can find The Bird Man.

Jackie and Dunlap on why liberals hate Thanksgiving and Black Friday, Elmo's fall from grace, the War on Christmas, and the oft-forgotten children's show classic "Junior Samples' Bait Shop." Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods - "A Bible page in every bag!" Plus the Red State Update hit single "Churchin' Up." Thank you kindly for listenin'.

On this historic first Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about Obama's re-election, offer up tips to the future of the Republican party, plan their secession from America, mourn Twinkies, and yet still manage to remain thankful. Because Thanksgiving. What more could you want in a historic first Red State Update podcast?