Joe returns to his beloved Instabae, the Spoonbending Wizard of Israel. Log panic-writes a sea-faring ballad with NO TIME LEFT, and Matt takes the subject of his dodgy guts, and really runs with it.

We cannot apologise enough about the sheer amount of excrement in this issue

Well well well, if it ain't a Reader, come crawlin' back to my Regular Features Saloon, cap in hand, hopin' for another dose of that features medicine y'all need so much. I betcha want a little bit of Log trying to be business-like, or a story from oooool' Matt about his mouse dealings. Haha I betchoo even want a bit of Joe contributin' nothin' of significance because his feature was retroactively deemed bad. OK OK you can have a lil sip this time, but DON'T expect me to take such kindness on you in fyootcha. PTOOIE! I spat a tobacco to show you I mean biz-i-ness. PTOOIE!!!!

This week Joe goes DEEPER into a certain festival photo and Steve enjoys a bit of brunch. Gav is also in attendance and is a very important part of the podcast and NOT just because he's writing this.

In this episode, Steve invites us into his favourite bush, Joe continues the interactive Orphean squash journey of Clive Nationality, and all of Log's wasp knowledge comes out in one foul and educational outburst.

You love to see it.

Woah there Nelly Furtado, would you just look at the length of this absolute unit of an episode. Either we had way too much fun recording it, or whoever was in charge of editing this one waved through a lot of garbage that should have been cut. We'll never tell!

Log wonders what happens when the Hungry Hungry Hippos do brunch. Joe reviews Chichester's local taxi company. And Steve (as well as not being up to date on the latest developments surrounding queer representation in The Last of Us 2, sorry) has a stand up routine about self-service checkouts.

The Regular Features boys have been scattered to the four quadrants, and now it's up to Joe to beam a series of hot emissions from our orbital podcast base directly into your tiny, porcelain baby ears.

Log has lovely bones. Steve has a Land Rover. And Gav interviews Coco.

In this episode of Regular Features, Joe finds a new pet for the podcast inside of a egg, Log takes us on a tour of Nottingham's sights, and Steve brings us all the latest news from the big Apple event in Cupertino.

What do the Cheeky Girls have in common with a small, stuffed blackbird? Both of them inspire us to greater things. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episode of the Regular Features podcast, and be enlightened.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGuBwQgWGWM&feature=youtu.be The boys have never ever been QUITE as sweaty - Steve does a bird thing, Log is Baba and Baba is Log, Matt goes to the races, Joe is a Warhammer 40kunt, and Gav's dog has been a bad dog.

We hope the Saturday release of this podcast has not ruined your usual reading regime. In this episode, Matt explores exactly one (1) instance of the Frasierverse, Log feeds 10,000 hours of Regular Features into the bin, and Joe and Gav team up in Germany to sling back some hot reportage from the Gamescom thing that's happening. CHEERS BOBBY