Regular Features

Welcome to the new Millennium. Here is a podcast that is exactly the same as it always was and always will be. We're not changing and if you ask us to we'll scream and we'll scream and we'll scream and then tell you to fuck off. HNY!! xx

We're in between Christmas and New Year's, in that curious period of time that lately has come to be known as St. Goochmas Week. Gav is walking Coco and talking loco, Steve is plane, train and automobiling himself entirely inside a National Express coach, and Joe reintroduces us to a very special Secret Santana. Happy Christmas, readers.

Hope you've got some paper towels ready, because it's time for another Regular Features, the wettest and heaviest podcast in town. This week, Joe and Gav investigate the wild world of minor celebrities openly debasing themselves for small amounts of money. And that is frankly all that's worth mentioning about this episode.

Have YOU voted in the 2019 election? If you have then here's a special podcast as a present just to say thanks.

It's shocking. It's frightening. But you can't look away. You cannot take your eyes off it. It is episode 374 of the Regular Features podcast.

Joe has discovered the only thing in this world that can bring unity to the British public, Log dips into his bottomless well of altruism, and Steve lets you in on the secrets to buying the perfect Christmas tree.

Let's go, madame, you've heard enough.

It's time to get down and dirty with your three favourite boys.

Favourite 1 & 2: Joe and Steve are in the studio with lovely/funny features.

Favourite 3: Gav interjects with a tale about presents and revenge.

Look, it's just Steve and Log this week, so you can expect about twenty minutes of low-energy discussion on the topic of sandwiches cut with some top-notch King whimsy. Everybody else will be back soon, please be patient with us during these trying times.

It's a guilt bonanza as Joe, Log and Steve collectively decide to write almost entirely about religion for reasons that will probably become terrifyingly clear to them on their deathbed (they're all going to die together in the same bed).

Read E.H. Macmillan's incredible Bird comic here: https://twitter.com/m4pala/status/1192299673479835648

This week we've got features galore - you've got yer Log, you've got yer Steve and even a Gav. What more do you want from us?!

This week we bring THREE spooky stories from Steve, Joe and Gav.

Don't have nightmares. And if you do, it's not our fault. It's Matt's.