Only two boys turned up this week, but thankfully those two boys were LOG and MATT, who are very capable indeed thank you very much. There's legs going crazy, there's Assange getting arrested and erotic, and strike me down if there isn't a Toon Blast Bear Daddy aside. Byyyyye.

Plasticene! What's that about? Doesn't taste of anything, but once you've eaten the white strip you have to eat all the other colours because it stands to reason they'd taste of SOMETHING. Life got in the way this week, and we couldn't meet up: but you're not getting away without an epside: Gav, Joe and Log have recorded solo features for your sequential enjoyment. Log gets over his self-deprecating instincts, Gav quizzes the living heck out of himself, and Joe apologises to a reader after our very special guest, Daddy Champion invites us into his steamy dreamy world of Daddy.

Joe's been spying on Uri Geller, Log's investigated the new financial year but WHO CARES because there's a missing beard to discuss!!

In this episode you will meet no fewer than three James Gandolfinis, no fewer than one Grapesalicious Bordain, and one more than none Matt Lees with a bunch of allergies sellotaped to his back.

Hello, this is Regular Features, and thank you for giving us your ears again.

Curl up in bed with this special sleepy episode of the Regular Features podcast, which is all about that good white stuff, ie. sheets and snow. Steve celebrates World Sleep Day slogans, and Matt recounts a recent trip into the mountains when his arse clamped shut as a vice. Oh heavens. Have a nice day.

This week Gav's got tales of Welsh poop, Joe does some fantastic voice acting and Log brings us Regular Feature's first ever interview (we think).

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Joe wants to jump headlong with his long old head into the world of podcast-TV adaptation. Steve has something extremely erudite to say about the Shamima Begum affair. Log's thinking about shagging again.

Log's watched a TV show, Joe's examined a trailer, and Steve's seen a film, and they're ALL drinking whiskey out of a little glass submarine. That's right, it's time for another craaaaazy episode of Film 2019 with us, The Claudia Winklemens.

Log introduces us to the strange and wonderful land of Fist World. Steve introduces us to the new political party of Westminster. And Joe introduces his ears to the incredible sounds of the London underground.

This week Gav brings you the news as per usual and Steve remembers an old cheat code which caused an old man to get his nips out.

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