Regular Features

Hi, I'm J0n0th0n, the Regular Features webmaster. This week, Steve, Joe and Log compared farts, became Mortal Kombat characters and were graced with the return of a shy friend. Don't forget that I'm always here too, the webmaster, making sure the http has an S on the end and setting up the email Daemon. Don't you want to know what I did this week? Of course you don't. Pity poor J0n0th0n.

Everyone's banging on about that Bandersnatch so we've got TWO Choose Your Own Adventures this week that are much better cause they're not about games because we're cool dudes not nerds.

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Who likes accompanying good boys on strolls? I hope the answer is you because that is exactly what this podcast is.

Huge shoutout to Jack Forster for his lovely piece of music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq50706XIzw

Hello girls, it's us, the Regular Features people, and we've got another episode of the podcast what we done for you out of our mouth holes. Log has got a series of reasons why he's not done a feature, Matt finally snaps and goes mad racist, and Steve channels the ghost of crambles past.

Happy new year all of you. We genuinely love you.

Log found a Christmas script in his pub and wouldn't you know it we decided to perform the whole thing. It's insane that we're not making this up.

Music used:

"A Christmas Tale" by Lena Orsa https://freesound.org/people/lena_orsa/sounds/414673/

"Creepy Lullaby, A" by InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412224/

This week's podcast may or not be getting beamed into your drug addled brain from the future.

It features Steve, Matt and Joe.

What more do you want?

This week Steve is off to Grenada and shares some hopes and dreams for his trip.

Joe has just come back from Japan and apparently it's still mad over there.

And Gav thinks he's seen his dead Grandmother's face on a games journalist.

Sounds good? You get your big arse it is!

In this week's podcast, Matt and Steve take you on a journey to space and back to Italy. How can just two men seamlessly transition from one to the other? Well, you'll just have to listen to this mother, won't you?

WHOA THERE GIRLY GIRL, where do you think you're going dressed like that? To the 19th Century salon to listen to discourse from the most active minds of our time? Well yes, I did forget that this podcast description is a period piece. Anyway, who will be in attendance, and what will the be discussing?

- Matt's depressed, but it's OK because he got some drugs that make his bits stop working.

- Joe's accidentally stolen music and makes amends while still peddling a get-rich-quick scheme.

- Log tells the beautiful, international tale of a gas cloud en route to his lady-love.

- Steve and Gav couldn't be arsed.

We've got a bit of a Frankenstein podcast this week as Joe n Gav send in bits of a podcast to add on to Steve and Log lovely chat.

LEGAL NECESSITY: Joe's songs were constructed from the beautiful bones of "Reunited" and "Nowhere Land" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).