Hoik up your mother's britches and sidle on up to the latest episode of the good old audio business we call the Regular Features podcast, in which the following things occurred. Steve imagines what the film Skyscraper starring Johnson Rock might be like. Joe becomes infatuated mind-wise with a Plane Bae. And Log prepares for the episode 300 celebration that never was.

We hope you like this one.

Stay safe.

This is the last ever episode of Regular Features*.

Steve and Joe go to town in a soundproof booth, while Log is stuck in Nottingham, a prisoner of football and his awful pub. Will they stitch together an episode? I certainly hope so, otherwise I have NO idea what I just uploaded.

*That you will be able to express in Roman Numerals as an uninterrupted string of Cs. GOT YOU GOING THOUGH HUH

Normally, we'd use this description to call you all a bunch of shites or something, but Gav met a man called Robin who's put us all on best behaviour.

Love you Robin sorry Robin

Who wears jort jorts? We wear jort jorts, though our jort jorts have almost no bearing at all on the content of this episode of Regular Features, in which Log introduces the Toon Blast community to the squirtin' philosophy, and Matt takes us all on a whistlestop tour of Amsterdahamsterdams.

As always, we love you, and stay safe please. You're the only readers we've got.

Welcome to the live show sandwich. The bread is audience applause, the ham is Joe talking about a man he met in a hut, the cheese is Gav making miners angry, the lettuce is Log doing a sexy summer panto, and Steve's dirty Westworld parody is that little stick with an olive. EAT IT, YOU DOGS.

Have you seen the original Blade Runner? No? Oh, you're scuttered, pal, sorry.

Come watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on June 4th! It's well cheap and we're fun guys to spend a maximum of one to one-and-a-half hours with: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Come for the great features, stay for the top ladbants between Gav, Log and Steve, leave after it gets a bit awkward right at the end.

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Whomp? There it is. You did say you'd lost a Whomp, didn't you? Yeah, someone handed it in. Anyway if you want to know what's in this week's episode, Steve brings a skin complaint, and Log tries to get you off. Off to sleep, that is! Nothing sexy please, this is a polite podcast

It's the bank holiday and Matt, Joe n Gav are three chilled out boys with something (features) on their mind.

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Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!