Regular Features

Yeah, you read that correctly. What a fuckin pisstake.

Team Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember.

Come to our live shows! regularfeatur.es

This was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre where unfortunately technical issues meant the recording got ruined so the only one we've got is this shonky version.

This should serve as a reminder that our live shows are best experienced LIVE. Be a part of the next three by purchasing a ticket from here:

https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Some like it hot, but I don't know who those people are and I don't much care for them. In this episode Steve dodges leprosy but crashes into a woman with his bike, Joe sidesteps civil behaviour and invades a woman's privacy on a train, and Log sheds his corporeal form to become a legally immortal company that, if he's anything like everybody else in this episode, also contributes somehow to the sadness of a woman.

We got live shows baby, please do come, we love you: http://regularfeatur.es

We recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room and I think it shows.

What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up.

Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Someone needs to stop him!

Joe and Steve start a feature war! Well, it's more like feature ping pong but we won't tell anyone if you don't!

Always with our fingers on the pulsing muscle of popular culture, this week we imploded into a zeitgeist heavy podcast which suspiciously features every single thing you've seen on top of the BBC news site in the last 7 days. Hmmmmm.

We celebrated Episode 200 with lots of booze and personal space invading. Also, we did a live show and this is THAT.

It got pretty weird and wild so if there's anything you don't understand either ask an adult to explain it to you or watch the video version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHlrnVVoEM