Regular Features

It is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.

You know 'Netflix & Chill', ye? What about if someone said 'Netflix and CHILCOT'. Can that be an entire podcast? Well, we'll just have to see.

This week has been rubbish. It was hard to do this but we thought we'd clear out all our sadness ready for the live show. Come and be sad with us.

Log and Matt solve everything wrong with the world of politics in the Regular Features EU Referendum special. We also probably alienate about 50% of the country, but fuck it.

We keep giving a platform to regular guest Joe Skrebels and he keeps showing us up by being brilliant. What an arsehole.

Steve eats butterflies and bees LIVE ON STAGE, Log hugs a man forever, Matt has written some weird shit about staplers, and Gav invents the prank phonecall. Watch the Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-k42ge02fY

The indomitable Matt and his wretched friends strike again. Log tells us about what if dogs were in charge of a cafe. Steve knows all of the names of wild garlic and refuses to share. And through brute force of imagination Matt conjures a world in which yoga is like Pokemon gyms.

Open your Thermos and pour yourself a cup of hot Jesus soup - you're one slimy nudge away from listening to Episode 192 of Regular Features! Gav records a conversation on a bus in which there are no heroes, Steve reprises an episode of that TV show that's on those box set ads at the moment, and Log does a Trump in an attempt to curry dick-favour with another gay podcaster. So saith the Lord!

This week Log was at a funeral, and Matt was worried that he might shit himself so we basically couldn't do a podcast episode. But it's OK, let's just bathe in the glory of the man known as LOG, for reasons which continue to be largely unsatisfying.

Do you like books? If you like books so much, why don't you fuckin marry one? Haha. Did you hear what I said, lads? I said they should marry a book? Nah, they didn't have a clue what hit 'em. Idiots.